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Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey

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Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey

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The day after celebrating her success in guaranteeing the right of women to murder their babies, Whitmer pardons a turkey from death.

https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/
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Graham Wellington wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:36 pm The day after celebrating her success in guaranteeing the right of women to murder their babies, Whitmer pardons a turkey from death.

https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/
Even if your post is a cheap shot... The opening clip of the turkey has the bird with it's head cocked to the side similar to what a dog does when it's trying to figure out what the hell is happening... :lol
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I'd stuff Gretchen.
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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 2:53 pm I'd stuff Gretchen.
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Someone suggested Tom Gizzo - seemed inappropriate considering Tom Izzo has previously covered for rapists.

https://michiganadvance.com/2023/11/22/ ... er-pardon/
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey

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I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
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Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:50 pm I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.
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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:27 pm
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:50 pm I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.
Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB. Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.
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Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:42 pm Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB.
If you really cared what they liked you wouldn't be in that oven to begin with.
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:42 pm Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.
Let me baste your prostate bb, it won't be out until your morning constitutional.
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Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:42 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:27 pm
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:50 pm I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.
Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB. Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.
I'm fairly certain Whitmer is a goer.
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey

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JFC… I leave for a relaxing golf holiday at my house in the Keys and come back to this?

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Also, Gretchen be stretchin’ if I had the opportunity!
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teetoppz28 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 7:01 pm Also, Gretchen be stretchin’ if I had the opportunity!
Ooh, shit! Stretchin' Gretchen. I love it!
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Not sure how you'd get past the Tammy-Faye level of makeup.
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I'd pay money to see Jenny G. dominate Gretch. That would be beautiful. Maybe a secretary-boss roleplay. Something tells me Granholm knows her way around a strap-on.

But then Rick Snyder would wander in and ruin it.
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