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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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SolarMax
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"Save me some Cheddar!" - Capital One
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"Is that how you hold a mirror?" :lol
-E*Trade
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"Big Lou's just like you. He's on meds too."

(An ad for Big Lou's insurance brokerage heard on WWJ.)
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Sure sounds like it. What meds is he on, anyway?
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[quote=paul8539 post_id=659095 time=1613689272 user_id=406]
Sure sounds like it. What meds is he on, anyway?
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I guess Statins but who knows. Maybe he's taking estrogen and trying to become big Louise.
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Another one

Big Lou. He's like you. But he's on wife number 3.
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"Double A Beep Beep MCO" (AAMCO Transmissions)
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"Time to make the Donuts!"
-Dunkin
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Little girl: "Where's the pizza?"
-Buick
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"Oh – Tammy! I found your retainer in the dryer!"
Flo-Progressive "Cute Guy"
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SolarMax wrote: ↑Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:07 pm "Oh – Tammy! I found your retainer in the dryer!"
Flo-Progressive "Cute Guy"
Damn, ya beat me to it! :lol
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No! Can't you see the sign, Wet Teddy Bears. (Liberty Mutual)

(those things look kind of gross)
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"SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP choc-a-lata, choc-a-lata, choc-a-lata...."
-GEICO

I'm now finding myself rapping this around the house! :shock: :lol
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"Mount Vesuuuvious…. For Real!"
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"Mine has a sandwich."
-Rocket Mortgage
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