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by Majik » Tue May 03, 2022 8:49 pm
With it recently being inferred that the rambunctious radio rapscallion has migrated back downriver, I wonder if we may soon hear a read something like this by Ron “The Mack” Cameron for a new sponsor to the show:
“…….Ok Kurt, call back next hour I may be able to fit you in. We have lots of callers waiting, but first I want to tell you about a new….( sounds of shuffling papers), …um, oh here it is, sponsor …as you may have heard, …….I don’t know how this information gets put out there…I have a suspicion, but I’m not gonna say right now… I guess it’s all part of being so prominent in the public eye……I have recently got remov…..er, ….relocated back to my former digs downriver. As I was carrying my duffel bag to the Presidential Suite at the infamous Waldork Hysterical, I ran into a nice lady, probably one of my many female listeners. So this dame, Trixie, is standing in the parking lot of the motel. She comments on how handsome I am and wants to know if I am interested in a date. Well I explained that I am sorry, I have some old tv shows to catch up on. Well, she persists, said she really needs a date, rent is due and tomorrow is the tenth already. I ask where would we go on a date? A ball game? Maybe bowling? or maybe dinner at the greezy spoon a couple of blocks down the street? ……..I’m actually thinking of buying that place. I have to check out a couple of things ….but there should be a major announcement real soon on it….Well Trixie said we didn’t have to do any of that, we could hang out in my room, have a good time. She would make it worth my while. Things have been tough lately. She really needs some dates. Suddenly I put two and one together. I can see she is in need of my services. I told her she needs to advertise to help boost business. I can get the word out for her, as I have the longest running talk show of any kind in existence of the entire cosmos. In fact, it predates the Big Bang. Although my listenership is mostly female, I do have a loyal devoted following among men too. So guys, if you find that maybe you are spending too much time alone, or maybe the wife or Miss Michigan just don’t get the job done anymore, then Trixie may be just what the doctor offered. Trixie’s imitate, uh, intimate, personal services offers an extensive menu to chose from.
Macaroni in a pot, tacos, or maybe you might like to sample the fresh she food, or fur burgers, I recommend medium rare with pink inside, pork butt served hot doggie style. Start your experience with some clam chowder, I like that garnished with plenty of Blumpkin seed. Head cheese, bean dip, ladyfingers or buttered muffins, (sniffle wheeze cough)…. also Trixie offers a jerky appetizer. Ask for the Sailor’s plate of…oh,……that’s the sailor’s cup of tea.
A fan favorite is chicken head with tossed salad included. Or maybe you want to head straight for the dessert menu, WHAT, ……..no,no,no, over there……I told you,…don’t tell me, this is MY show….……..folks, I’m telling you, good help is hard to find with all of the extra compensation people are still getting……the dessert menu, featuring Trixie’s Popped cherry turnover, the hair pie, or glazed donut holes. And, Roxy now offers Hostess snowballs.
Catholics customers can celebrate Lent with the all you can eat tuna special on Fridays. And don’t forget, Twofer Tuesdays, bring a friend, two for the price of one. There is room for everybody at Trixie, home of the spacious booth.
If you are on a tight schedule, Trixie offers a quick in and out experience. You can also schedule home delivery. Or try the new location anywhere along the I-75 service drive. Open 24 hours. That’s Trixie intimate personal services. You tired the, you tired ….you tried the best now try the rest….. Um…. You try the rest now try some best.
Trixie Personal Services.
OK we have all lines open….. you got one…who is it now…..oh,….Cowboy from Windsor calling back….welcome back Cowboy… Hey Ronnie, did you know that tomorrow is Trixie’s 69th birthday….