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Favorite Ad One-Liners
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moldyoldie
- Posts: 1975
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
KangaRoof - we hop to it.
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moldyoldie
- Posts: 1975
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Act 2 or 3 of Mr. Libbity Bibbity
"Are we married to Mutual?"
"Are we married to Mutual?"
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
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moldyoldie
- Posts: 1975
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"You can't have food in an app!"
"Well let's work on it then."
-Caesar's Entertainment app
"Well let's work on it then."
-Caesar's Entertainment app
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
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moldyoldie
- Posts: 1975
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Dad, is Mommy a finance bro?" 
-PNC Bank
-PNC Bank
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
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moldyoldie
- Posts: 1975
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Ooo, data driven insights and large language models, that's soooo rock & roll!"
-Billy Idol for Workday
-Billy Idol for Workday
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Dang birds!"
I know you're out there
With rage in your eyes and your megaphones
With rage in your eyes and your megaphones
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moldyoldie
- Posts: 1975
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Yelling goldminer from beneath someone's house: "EVEN A TERM POLICY!!!"
-Coventry Direct
-Coventry Direct
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris