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Favorite Ad One-Liners
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"I'm pretty sure they come in peace."
-Rocket Mortgage
-Rocket Mortgage
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"My sub's got BACON."
- Subway
- Subway
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN! DOWN TO THE RECYCLING CENTER!"
-GEICO
-GEICO
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners*
“I never joke about hot cheese, Susan!”
- Capital One Shopping app
* there's probably an =/> number for which this line is their least favourite
- Capital One Shopping app
* there's probably an =/> number for which this line is their least favourite
"The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred."
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Mom, could you give me some Cheesy Poops" Eric Carman talking to bitchy mother on "South Park"!!
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Kanga-Roofing. We throw them off the roof.
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
South Park's Eric Cartman sings his Cheesy Poofs song. So, kind of an ad, maybe.
https://youtu.be/-XlYj1iyAlk
Eric Carmen is a noted songwriter and member of the Raspberries.
Eating too many Cheesy Poofs could give Cartman cheesy poops, though.
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Yo Grover, you like Ramen? (Door Dash)
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Five more seconds, my skunk is almost done."
-The General
Speaking of which, this has to be the first time I've ever seen an entire ad campaign based on the misconceptions brought about by the company's previous campaign! Y'think a focus group was involved?
-The General
Speaking of which, this has to be the first time I've ever seen an entire ad campaign based on the misconceptions brought about by the company's previous campaign! Y'think a focus group was involved?
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
The Teeter Hang-Ups commercial, where the founder and owner does a little jump, and says, "I'm in my 80s, and I feel GREAT!"
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Thank You McKayla (Geico)
McKayla Maroney's ticked off look after she gets of the roof is funny.
McKayla Maroney's ticked off look after she gets of the roof is funny.
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Kick pain in the Aspercreme!"
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"You don't have to sleep with that drip tonight!"
- Haggard's Plumbing & Heating truck
- Haggard's Plumbing & Heating truck
"The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred."
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Homeowner: "Shouldn't something, you know, wacky, be happening right now.....?"
Flo: "We thought people could use a break. We've all been through a lot this year."
-Progressive- "The ad where nothing happens"
Flo: "We thought people could use a break. We've all been through a lot this year."
-Progressive- "The ad where nothing happens"