Favorite Ad One-Liners

sfpcc · Unread post by **sfpcc** » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:06 pm

"Who knew Arkansas had a Wine Country." (Arkansas Tourism ad from a few years ago)

Turkeytop · Unread post by **Turkeytop** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 2:08 pm

Buckleys Mixture. It tastes awful, but it works.

matt1 · Unread post by **matt1** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:11 pm

"White Rain"......makes sense" (1977)!!

sfpcc · Unread post by **sfpcc** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:44 pm

"And she told two friends, and she told two friends, and so on and so on ..."

Fabrege Organic Shampoo / (Featuring Heather Locklear)

sfpcc · Unread post by **sfpcc** » Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:55 pm

" Athena, Hera, Persephone, Dionieses?"

"No I'm Claire." (Autotrader)

(I don't think Pesphone was a actually a god.)

moldyoldie · Unread post by **moldyoldie** » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:35 am

DMV Clerk: "I think you owe me $48.50...Wild Thang."

-Current GEICO spot

moldyoldie · Unread post by **moldyoldie** » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:26 am

"...a taste that'll knock the tennis balls off your grandma's walker!"

-Canada Dry ginger ale.

sfpcc · Unread post by **sfpcc** » Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:33 am

We're Portuguese! I thought we were Hungarian?

(Ancestry.com)

SolarMax · Unread post by **SolarMax** » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:35 pm

."... your knowledge of Victorian architecture really paid off this time!"
- Progressive Insurance "The End"

paul8539 · Unread post by **paul8539** » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:26 pm

How about this one from The Apprentice:

Trump, You're Fired!

sfpcc · Unread post by **sfpcc** » Sat Dec 26, 2020 6:34 am

Cmon rice, do you're stuff. (Liberty Mutual)

matt1 · Unread post by **matt1** » Sat Dec 26, 2020 7:55 pm

"Make a better salad with Bacos, make a better salad today" (1975 or 1976): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgKB57 ... l=PhakeNam

paul8539 · Unread post by **paul8539** » Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:34 pm

Plop plop fizz fizz; oh what a relief it is (Ex lax).

matt1 · Unread post by **matt1** » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:29 pm

That is Alka Seltzer!!

SolarMax · Unread post by **SolarMax** » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:38 pm

paul8539 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:34 pm Plop plop fizz fizz; oh what a relief it is (Ex lax).

If you make plop plop fizz fizz after ex-lax, you've got some pretty odd G.I. issues!

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