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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Recent TV favorites:

"Stay in your lane, Bro." - AT&T First Tattoo. Punctuated by the expression on the tattooee's face at the end, slightly out of focus in the background. :lol

"Don't smell like Walter!" - Aspercreme. Again, the look on the young gal's face. :lol
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From a few decades back, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing".
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I've fallen, and I can't get up!
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Stupidest line... "Enjoy the Go!" tagging a toilet paper spot.
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Can't believe I ate the whooooole thing!
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From my wife...
"Where's the beef?"
"Can you hear me now? "
I no longer directly engage Rate This :lol
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:lol Everybody's listing the acknowledged classics, isn't there anything more recent that floats your respective boats? :?:
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"That's not how it works; that's not how any of this works!" - esurance



"It's ALMOND... with an 'L'." - Snickers

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"Hey good looking we'll be back to pick you up later",(Mr Microphone.)

"In Japan the hand can be used like a knife", (Ginsu Knives.)
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sfpcc wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:25 pm "Hey good looking we'll be back to pick you up later",(Mr Microphone.)
A heavy cheese factor with that one! :lol
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"Vaping is safer than, (insert loud foghorn sound.)" Anti vaping / smoking PSA.
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Would you like a chip?

Oh Honey that's Poupurri.

Would You like a Poupurri?

No thank you I'm driving.
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sfpcc wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:29 pm Would you like a chip?

Oh Honey that's Poupurri.

Would You like a Poupurri?

No thank you I'm driving.
That's not a one-liner, but I like that one as well. :) Not only is the kid cute, but so is Amy Poehler!

Another one I always get a kick out of is the stodgy librarian yelling, “HOLY MOLY, THAT'S A LOT OF MILES!” -- Capital One Venture Card library spot. The lovely Jennifer Garner coyly and politely shushes her.
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The series of TV ads for Intuit QuickBooks featuring Danny DeVito has some memorable one-liners, such as:
"Where's YOUR belly rubs?"
"You may do corgis, but you don't have to work like a dog."
"Your job isn't doing hard work, it's making HER do hard work...and getting paid for it!"
"Without you we wouldn't have electricity; our hobby would be going to bed early."

:lol
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