Big Gretch’s fantasy

[lovinlife101]

I think I’ve figured it out.

What could have caused a power-hungry, oppressive, and smug woman to turn 180 degrees on her own stay-at-home social distancing order and prove to the world that she wants you to do as she says not as she does?

It started with a group of black guys writing a special rap for her, “Big Gretch.” She showed it love via social media and the affair began. Before you knew it, she was walking shoulder to shoulder with black guys in protest.

She clearly has a thing for black guys. Some white women enjoy the fantasy of being passed around by a bunch of black guys. I’m not judging her. In fact, it’s kind of hot.

[lovinlife101]

When it, uh, came to hanging out with a bunch of black guys, she was quite the, uh, eager beaver!

[lovinlife101]

Stretchin Gretchen is freaky?

Pretty much.

While her husband is up north playing on the motorboat, the brothers in the ghetto are playing motorboat on “Big Gretch.”

[lovinlife101]

Word on the street (see what I did there?) is that she’s going to foreplay, er, forego her regular COVID-69 update in order to take part in a stimulus package at a sausage factory in the ghetto.

[lovinlife101]

She clearly has a thing for black guys. Some white women enjoy the fantasy of being passed around by a bunch of black guys. I’m not judging her. In fact, it’s kind of hot.

What would be hotter would be if she got passed around by other women.

mmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM! HOO-WEE!!

You’re giving the AG (the babbling BULLDYKE) an idea!

[lovinlife101]

Well, I guess there's more than one way to get a facial when the spas are closed.

In college she was known as “the human pincushion.” Apparently she can suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Her motto was: “It it ain’t black, send it back.”

[lovinlife101]

She's working on a message that resonates (look it up) with both demographics of folks who want more government control of our lives and also BLM. She's calling the strategy, uh, double penetration.