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Shep Heads for the Exit

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lovinlife101
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Radio Sucks wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:31 pm Shepard Smith decides he's tired of the abuse

"Neil Cavuto, who anchors the broadcast following Smith’s, looked shocked after the announcement."

“Whoa,” said Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto at the opening of his 4 p.m. show. “I’m a little stunned and a little heartbroken. I don’t know what to say.”
This may be the best thing to ever happen in LGBTQ+ television news!

Word on the street is that Shep will go to CNN for $50 million. CNN will be turned (pun intended) into a premium pay channel. Why? Because Shep’s first “assignment” will be a live sex show with Anderson Cooper!

Better polish up those microphones, boys! 🏳️‍🌈
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It’ll be amazing!

Shep, Don Lemon, and Anderson Cooper in a consensual, three way sandwich live on CNN!

The LGBTQ+ network will be unstoppable!

They should start selling upside-down barstools with the CNN logo on it and rainbow CNN booty short shorts!

Thankfully, the only time they’ll take time off is when Cher is in town!
lovinlife101
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Matt wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:25 pm
lovinlife101 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:14 pm It’ll be amazing!

Shep, Don Lemon, and Anderson Cooper in a consensual, three way sandwich live on CNN!

The LGBTQ+ network will be unstoppable!

They should start selling upside-down barstools with the CNN logo on it and rainbow CNN booty short shorts!

Thankfully, the only time they’ll take time off is when Cher is in town!
Are you suggesting they'll have a lemon party?
Why not?

It’ll provide, um, stiff competition to Fox News.

They’re three beautiful men with hearts of gold, golden voices, golden faces, and soon, GOLDEN SHOWERS!!! I’d love to get caught in that storm!

Apparently, the negotiations went like this.

CNN: “What is it going to take to bring you here?”

Shep: “I just want to make, um, ends meet!”

CNN: “We have Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper. You can have chocolate on one end and vanilla on the other!”

Shep: “Where do I thine, thailor?”
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Bryce wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:00 pm Just need one more and the four of them could sit on a bar stool.
They make three-legged bar stools you know.

Besides, who wants to mess up “Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub!”
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Shep’s first CNN guest will be Pete Buttigieg and his husband.

Here’s the homo, er, promo:

“It’s a triple tryst you won’t want to miss! A ménage à trois of limp wrists and stiff, uh questions.”
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