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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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I'm not a doctor but I play one of TV.
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Disgruntled worker: "Isn't that your job, AT&T?
AT&T: I don't think so, no. No, that doesn't sound like me at all." :lol:
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We've got gristle Pot Pies, (The Geico Racoons.)
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"We do have a Ratt problem." GEICO.
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Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!
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Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!
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There's a instrumental on The Grateful Dead's album Blues For Allah called King Solomon's Marbles: Part 1 STRONGER THAN Dirt: Part 2 Milkin The Turkey.
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SolarMax wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm "Libbity Bibbity"
I've gotta admit, ever since you posted this I've been cracking up every time I hear it! :lol
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Ed Joseph wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:38 pm
sfpcc wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:00 pm I've fallen, and I can't get up!
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"
https://youtu.be/WuehUP1I1zI

The Dr. Demento Show used to air the song.
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Drop the Taco. Get in the car. (Nissan Sentra ad featuring Brie Larson.)
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Oreo O's Cereal

"There we go"
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Oreo O's Cereal

Sounds like Cookie Crisp.

"My name is Darrel." (Progressive commercial featuring an emotionally needy Bigfoot.)

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"So easy a caveman can do it."
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"There are secrets the credit card companies don't want you to know."

"Don't take AmalgamatedDrug if you're allergic to AmalgamatedDrug."
"Enjoy every sandwich."
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Ring around the collar (Whisk? I could be wrong)

Ancient Chinese secret huh. (Calgon)

My girdle is killing me! (Playtex, a million years before Spanx.)
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