I'm Not Polish

[Turkeytop]

Visited my favourite Polish deli today. All of the staff there and about half of the customers are Polish. They speak to each other in Polish. The first few times I went there, until they got to know me they always addressed me in Polish. I must look Polish.

Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.

Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.

"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.

You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.

[audiophile]

LOL

[Deleted User 15342]

Visited my favourite Polish deli today. All of the staff there and about half of the customers are Polish. They speak to each other in Polish. The first few times I went there, until they got to know me they always addressed me in Polish. I must look Polish.

Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.

Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.

"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.

You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.

Did you tell her that you’re Amish not Polish and don’t use a cellphone.

[Bryce]

If you're having a problem with too many Polish, you could always try this...

[Deleted User 15342]

If you're having a problem with too many Polish, you could always try this...

Turkeytop it’s not a new refreshing beverage.

[Turkeytop]

Turkeytop it’s not a new refreshing beverage.

No? Then it must be Trump's new cure for corona virus.

[UP906]

[Deleted User 24]

You don't have to be Polish to polish off a paçzek.

[Deleted User 15342]

Turkeytop it’s not a new refreshing beverage.

No? Then it must be Trump's new cure for corona virus.

It’s really Biden’s drink of choice. That explains the memory loss.

[Turkeytop]

Did you tell her that you’re Amish not Polish and don’t use a cellphone.

Didn't expect to be ridiculed for failing to participate in a fad.

May as well make a full confession here. I don't have a hula hoop, a lava lamp, a water bed, a CB, beanie babies or a fidget spinner. Guess I must be Amish.

[UP906]

No CB?

Pfffft...

[Deleted User 15342]

Visited my favourite Polish deli today. All of the staff there and about half of the customers are Polish. They speak to each other in Polish. The first few times I went there, until they got to know me they always addressed me in Polish. I must look Polish.

Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.

Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.

"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.

You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.

For all you know the package might have been tampons that’s why she got pissed.

[Turkeytop]

I don't know why a package of tampons would have pictures of food on it.

[UP906]

Well... it is Canada.

[Deleted User 15342]

Canadian Cheese Tampons. Snack time now available in family packs.