Re: Dopey Andrew Humphrey strikes again
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:26 pm
I swear, Humphrey's spends half of his weathercast spewing out public service announcements.
When it's cold..."Remember to dress in extra layers, make sure that your pets are inside, be careful with your space heaters, give yourself plenty of distance between your vehicle and the one in front of you, make sure that you have an emergency kit in your car should you become stuck".
When it's warm..."Remember to dress in loose and light cloths, wear your sunscreen, make sure that your pets are not left out in the heat, make sure your air conditioner is clear from debris, with the fish flies out from the lake in the east side...make sure that you leave plenty of room between you and the car in front of you as the bugs could be on the road and make it slippery".
Dude is also fascinated with calling out to "our friends an neighbors in Oxford, or Novi, or Wyandotte. And, then there is the infamous Four Zone forecast.
Dude needs to realize that the average viewer is above the age of ten, and has a decent IQ and common sense. Just the Shut The F%#k Up and spend your five minutes detailing the forecast.
When it's cold..."Remember to dress in extra layers, make sure that your pets are inside, be careful with your space heaters, give yourself plenty of distance between your vehicle and the one in front of you, make sure that you have an emergency kit in your car should you become stuck".
When it's warm..."Remember to dress in loose and light cloths, wear your sunscreen, make sure that your pets are not left out in the heat, make sure your air conditioner is clear from debris, with the fish flies out from the lake in the east side...make sure that you leave plenty of room between you and the car in front of you as the bugs could be on the road and make it slippery".
Dude is also fascinated with calling out to "our friends an neighbors in Oxford, or Novi, or Wyandotte. And, then there is the infamous Four Zone forecast.
Dude needs to realize that the average viewer is above the age of ten, and has a decent IQ and common sense. Just the Shut The F%#k Up and spend your five minutes detailing the forecast.