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I'm bored...entertain me.

Post by Mega Hertz » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:51 pm

We got ROCKED in Brighton with that storm tonight and the power is out, and probably will be until late tomorrow night (at the earliest). So 100°+ weather, no air or fans, no albums, nothing. At least the kids will be with their so-called "father" tomorrow, so they'll be okay.

The girlfriend is asleep as are the kids, so I need something to do. And no, I will not go pull my pud. So tell me a good joke or something. Or if anyone wants to grab me a burger and run it out here, I'd make it worth your while. I'd buy your burger, too.

All help is welcome!


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Post by TC Talks » Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:39 pm

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Post by Mega Hertz » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:03 am

I've never been. I've heard great things. Perhaps I'll join then.


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Post by Bryce » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:20 pm

Let me get this right. The power is out, the kids are gone and you can't figure out something to do?

Light a few candles and wake up your girlfriend in a creative way.

Sheesh.


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Post by Mega Hertz » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:17 pm

I'm already drained by her, Bryce. Her sleep is MY quiet time.

I never thought I'd be OVER sexed.


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Post by Bryce » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:34 am

Mega Hertz wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:17 pm
I'm already drained by her, Bryce. Her sleep is MY quiet time.

I never thought I'd be OVER sexed.
Not quite sure if you're bragging or complaining. :blink

You go boy!!!!


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Post by Mega Hertz » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:27 am

I wouldn't say I'm bragging. I've never tried to use sex or, as many in my generation still call it "gettin' pussy and bitches" a way to try and prove my manliness. That said, this woman thinks I'm some kind of machine or something. I've never really viewed myself as attractive or as a catch, so Idk what all the fuss is about.


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Post by Bryce » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:20 pm

[youtube]http://youtu.be/00zuDUNTeXM[/youtube]


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Post by Calvert DeForest » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:29 pm

I would chalk it up to biology. We humans have a cognitive brain and an instinctive brain. We also have a natural survival instinct to reproduce and keep the species going. The cognitive brain can reason and determine whether reproduction is the ultimate objective of sex. The instinctive brain is incapable of reasoning. It's programmed with a drive to follow nature's orders, and nature says "make more humans". The drive is higher in some people than it is in others.


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Post by audiophile » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:31 pm

A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."


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Post by audiophile » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:37 pm

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A: It was framed


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Post by audiophile » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:38 pm

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Post by audiophile » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:39 pm

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Post by audiophile » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:40 pm

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Post by audiophile » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:41 pm

Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
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