Michigan mask mandate effectively DONE (and officially done July 1)

[hanson]

Makes zero sense to do this while people are still dying.

I thought the vaccinations worked? Wait, they don't??

Yeah, only if people fucking get vaxxed, moron. 45% still haven't.

Son, posts like this make you appear no better than the trolls that you argued to remove from this board. You see that, don't you?

I think you need to give it a rest. Cut down the internet for a while, find a job, and success can maybe clear the fog.

I am a piece of shit.

[kager]

I give Whitmer some credit. She has behaved more rationally in recent weeks. At least on the surface, it appears dumping Gordon has made a difference.

Campaign consultant: 'The ship needs righted. Your ratings are waning...'

Big Wretch: 'Dangit! I thought this couldn't happen to me! They loved my Fix The Dang Roads bit, ya know...'

Campaign consultant: '{sigh} Yeah, you really knocked that one out of park... Anyway, we need try to fix perceptions and potential legal issues brought about by you dictating shutdowns and pretending opposing opinions couldn't possibly be valid...'

Big Wretch: 'Fix the Dang Roads... I like the way that rolls out...'

Campaign consultant: 'Uh huh, everyone does. Pure genius. So, as I was trying to warn you... we need to get ahead of this and shift the focus to a person or department that has the actual authority... maybe have Weezy in Legal draft up something so we have a scapegoat, just in case that Biden job thing we threw out there actually materializes...'

Big Wretch: 'I get to keep doing the COVID media conferences, though, right?'

Campaign consultant: 'Absolutely! Though the Arbs people are telling us something like a more physically-animated signer in the background could keep the attention of kids in the audience a bit longer.

{brief pause}

'Hey, Bob! When's that next plane back to Michigan?



I'd give Whitmer's handlers some credit. She appears to have upped the MI vacc #'s, without having to resort to giving away free SportsBets (legalized with BiPartisan Support!), lottery or pro sports tickets like some other states. Bravo!

Makes zero sense to do this while people are still dying.

I thought the vaccinations worked? Wait, they don't??

Yeah, only if people fucking get vaxxed, moron. 45% still haven't.

Son, posts like this make you appear no better than the trolls that you argued to remove from this board. You see that, don't you?

I think you need to give it a rest. Cut down the internet for a while, find a job, and success can maybe clear the fog.

I am a piece of shit.

[hanson]

I give Whitmer some credit. She has behaved more rationally in recent weeks. At least on the surface, it appears dumping Gordon has made a difference.

Campaign consultant: 'The ship needs righted. Your ratings are waning...'

Big Wretch: 'Dangit! I thought this couldn't happen to me! They loved my Fix The Dang Roads bit, ya know...'

Campaign consultant: '{sigh} Yeah, you really knocked that one out of park... Anyway, we need try to fix perceptions and potential legal issues brought about by you dictating shutdowns and pretending opposing opinions couldn't possibly be valid...'

Big Wretch: 'Fix the Dang Roads... I like the way that rolls out...'

Campaign consultant: 'Uh huh, everyone does. Pure genius. So, as I was trying to warn you... we need to get ahead of this and shift the focus to a person or department that has the actual authority... maybe have Weezy in Legal draft up something so we have a scapegoat, just in case that Biden job thing we threw out there actually materializes...'

Big Wretch: 'I get to keep doing the COVID media conferences, though, right?'

Campaign consultant: 'Absolutely! Though the Arbs people are telling us something like a more physically-animated signer in the background could keep the attention of kids in the audience a bit longer.

{brief pause}

'Hey, Bob! When's that next plane back to Michigan?



I'd give Whitmer's handlers some credit. She appears to have upped the MI vacc #'s, without having to resort to giving away free SportsBets (legalized with BiPartisan Support!), lottery or pro sports tickets like some other states. Bravo!

Makes zero sense to do this while people are still dying.

I thought the vaccinations worked? Wait, they don't??

Yeah, only if people fucking get vaxxed, moron. 45% still haven't.

Son, posts like this make you appear no better than the trolls that you argued to remove from this board. You see that, don't you?

I think you need to give it a rest. Cut down the internet for a while, find a job, and success can maybe clear the fog.

nice try gg copycat

[paul8539]

OK, so what dang roads HAS she fixed?

[MasterB]

OK, so what dang roads HAS she fixed?

I knew she wasn't going to fix the damn roads and will be kicked to the next governor to fix the roads, everyone before her been saying they'll fix the roads never happens I'll believe it when I see it if the roads get fixed or not.

[km1125]

Any road-fixing going on right now is because Snyder got the ball rolling on that.

[MotorCityRadioFreak]

OK, so what dang roads HAS she fixed?

I-75 from Bridgeport to the Zilwaukee. Thanks to Getchen I got lost in Saginaw today. Bad governor, bad ahhh! (sarcasm)

[MotorCityRadioFreak]

Oh, and the Birch Run outlets kind of suck now.

[Matt]

OK, so what dang roads HAS she fixed?

I-75 from Bridgeport to the Zilwaukee. Thanks to Getchen I got lost in Saginaw today. Bad governor, bad ahhh! (sarcasm)

If you drank, I'd recommend Loggers and Oracle...

Always a good time to start!

[paul8539]

I-75 from Bridgeport to just south of M-46 was done under Snyder. The governor before him did not want it done, so Snyder did it.

[audiophile]

OK, so what dang roads HAS she fixed?

I-75 from Bridgeport to the Zilwaukee. Thanks to Getchen I got lost in Saginaw today. Bad governor, bad ahhh! (sarcasm)

If you drank, I'd recommend Loggers and Oracle...

Always a good time to start!

He's been a Koolaid drinker for a while.