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moldyoldie
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by moldyoldie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:15 am
Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom:
"You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis.
-Xfinity
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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:09 pm
The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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moldyoldie
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by moldyoldie » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:16 am
Mayhem, as your cat:
"I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce."
-Allstate
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SolarMax
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by SolarMax » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm
"Libbity Bibbity"
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craig11152
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by craig11152 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:24 am
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.
I no longer directly engage trolls
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SolarMax
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by SolarMax » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:20 am
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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Ed Joseph
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by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:38 pm
sfpcc wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:00 pm
I've fallen, and I can't get up!
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"
I confirm all my information through a high, white whore's souse!
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Ed Joseph
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by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:39 pm
SolarMax wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:43 am
"Fifty Watts per channel, babycakes!"
-Highland Appliance
To this day, I still say this!
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Ed Joseph
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by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:43 pm
SolarMax wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm
"Libbity Bibbity"
It's now what I call them! And that stupid jingle SUCKS!!
I confirm all my information through a high, white whore's souse!
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Ed Joseph
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by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:45 pm
My all-time favorite... "It's not plastic, it's rich, Corinthian Leather" LOL
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!
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moldyoldie
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by moldyoldie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:23 pm
Mayhem, as a gentle breeze: "Poets write about me, antiperspirants want to be like me."
-Allstate
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sfpcc
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by sfpcc » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:52 pm
[quote=SolarMax post_id=587929 time=1573921222 user_id=155]
[quote=Turkeytop post_id=586856 time=1572742203 user_id=8801]
Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
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The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
[/quote]
I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)
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moldyoldie
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by moldyoldie » Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:57 am
Dad turtle driving his turtle family at 10 mph through a field: "My whole body is a compass."
-Comcast Xfinity
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SolarMax
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by SolarMax » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:02 am
"Whoa! We got a wobbler!...That's what the extra menu's for!"
- Geico "Like your Parents"