Bobbert wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 7:30 am
Alex, Matt, Martin, and Luke
A somber and wistful parody of "Abraham, Martin, and John"
Anybody here seen my old friend Alex?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He produced a lot of programs,
But he knew when to move on,
I just looked around, and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Matt?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He tried to show some backbone,
Which really ticked off Ron,
I just looked around, and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He called Ron a "crazy man,"
Which probably doomed his fate,
I just looked around, and he's gone.
Didn't you love the callers they let through?
Didn't they try to find some scores for you and me?
And they'll be free
Some day soon, with Ron a bad memory.
Anybody here seen my old friend Luke?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He's currently on the hot seat,
And we wish him best of luck,
But like the others, he'll be gone.