Pfizer Is Pissed

[Bryce]

The four far left prosecutors persecuting Trump have Viagra sales cut in half. Ever since the first Trump indictment through the fourth, 23.5 percent, and I guess a few people that IDENTIDY as part of the 23.5 percent, (you know, the people that buy their Bud Light at Target) of the population is running around with a perpetual hard on. They sure don't need the little blue pill. Every lame count that piles up makes their smaller than normal dick get harder and harder.

Boy's, if your boner lasts more than four hours, call your doctor. Maybe he'll send over some nurses. Don't get too excited, they'll all look like Joy Behar.

[Honeyman]

The four far left prosecutors persecuting Trump have Viagra sales cut in half. Ever since the first Trump indictment through the fourth, 23.5 percent, and I guess a few people that IDENTIDY as part of the 23.5 percent, (you know, the people that buy their Bud Light at Target) of the population is running around with a perpetual hard on. They sure don't need the little blue pill. Every lame count that piles up makes their smaller than normal dick get harder and harder.

Boy's, if your boner lasts more than four hours, call your doctor. Maybe he'll send over some nurses. Don't get too excited, they'll all look like Joy Behar.

Have another cocktail, Bryce.

[Mega Hertz]

Jesus. I would hate to be his neighbor's cat...

[Deleted User 9015]

The four far left prosecutors persecuting Trump have Viagra sales cut in half. Ever since the first Trump indictment through the fourth, 23.5 percent, and I guess a few people that IDENTIDY as part of the 23.5 percent, (you know, the people that buy their Bud Light at Target) of the population is running around with a perpetual hard on. They sure don't need the little blue pill. Every lame count that piles up makes their smaller than normal dick get harder and harder.

Boy's, if your boner lasts more than four hours, call your doctor. Maybe he'll send over some nurses. Don't get too excited, they'll all look like Joy Behar.

This is probably the best post made on this forum.

I am happy that Bryce has embraced the black hole that is dark web pharmaceuticals

[Deleted User 9015]

Jesus. I would hate to be his neighbor's cat...

One time my cousin Bryce got this cat stuck up his ass.

True story!

He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news.

It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.

So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Bryce! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?"

And he said to me, "Neckbeard, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

[kager]

My cousin was a weird guy.

Lemme guess:

One of the Pet Shop Boys.

[Bryce]

The four far left prosecutors persecuting Trump have Viagra sales cut in half. Ever since the first Trump indictment through the fourth, 23.5 percent, and I guess a few people that IDENTIDY as part of the 23.5 percent, (you know, the people that buy their Bud Light at Target) of the population is running around with a perpetual hard on. They sure don't need the little blue pill. Every lame count that piles up makes their smaller than normal dick get harder and harder.

Boy's, if your boner lasts more than four hours, call your doctor. Maybe he'll send over some nurses. Don't get too excited, they'll all look like Joy Behar.

Have another cocktail, Bryce.

Not sure why you feel this way. Over 50% of the last 20 threads in the Political section are about Trump and his foibles, bunch of people sure seem excited about his problems. I mean REALLY excited.

[Mega Hertz]

Yeah let's get back to REAL issues like Obama's tan suit or Biden stubbing my toe and drinking my last cold Pepsi.

Did you ever think if he wasn't such a bratty ass child and shut his trap once in a while it wouldn't be this way?

[Rate This]

Yeah let's get back to REAL issues like Obama's tan suit or Biden stubbing my toe and drinking my last cold Pepsi.

Did you ever think if he wasn't such a bratty ass child and shut his trap once in a while it wouldn't be this way?

Hey! That was MY last cold Pepsi!

[Matt]

The four far left prosecutors persecuting FIRED President Trump

I too have been persecuted by cops in many Michigan counties as well as Pennsylvania, New York, and Colorado for driving double digits OVER the speed limit. WITCH HUNT!!!

Yeah let's get back to REAL issues like Obama's tan suit or Biden stubbing my toe and drinking my last cold Pepsi.

Did you ever think if he wasn't such a bratty ass child and shut his trap once in a while it wouldn't be this way?

Hey! That was MY last cold Pepsi!

What's worse: Pepsi or RC Cola?

[Mega Hertz]

The four far left prosecutors persecuting FIRED President Trump

I too have been persecuted by cops in many Michigan counties as well as Pennsylvania, New York, and Colorado for driving double digits OVER the speed limit. WITCH HUNT!!!

Yeah let's get back to REAL issues like Obama's tan suit or Biden stubbing my toe and drinking my last cold Pepsi.

Did you ever think if he wasn't such a bratty ass child and shut his trap once in a while it wouldn't be this way?

Hey! That was MY last cold Pepsi!

What's worse: Pepsi or RC Cola?

Big K. Blech.