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Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
I pose this question only after I let out a belch that truly deserved to be memorialized on YouTube. While I previously would have believed fart the obvious answer.....this emission shocked me. When it started, I had no idea of the timbre and length of time that was going to take place. Even the dog looked to see if perhaps a barnyard animal was around. A fart might surprise you with it's odor, but a burp....a very impressive burp....can have a depth that is multi-layered.
What say you?
What say you?
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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
His burps and his farts smell the same.
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Really?!? On a thread like this, what could you possibly have said that was inappropriate?
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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
As you get older, you'll find you'll need to change your Depends after what you thought was just passing gas.
Disagreeing with Communists is NOT an impeachable offense.
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Those who refuse to drain the swamp are doomed to drown in it.
Never eat Sushi past its expiration date.
Those who refuse to drain the swamp are doomed to drown in it.
Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
I thought for sure this was going to be a thread about our Presidential choices this year.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
A really impressive gentleman I knew once told me the three most important things about growing older...TC Shuts Up wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:01 pmAs you get older, you'll find you'll need to change your Depends after what you thought was just passing gas.
1. Never let a boner go to waste because you're never really sure if you'll get another.
2. Never pass men's room without using it. In ten minutes you're going to need one and there probably won't be one.
3. Most importantly, NEVER trust a fart.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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The Lion King's Pumbaa the warthog did his burping & farting in "Timon & Pumbaa" cartoon show (1995 - 1999) OOPS SORRY!! The voice of Pumbaa Ernie Sabella did a long & loud "burp" (which he won with the boys) in an episode "Ivy Belaguted" when both Timon & Pumbaa go to college!! Not to mention Ernie in a "Seinfeld" episode in the subway naked (with the newspaper)!!!
Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
Honeyman's burps and farts both smell like semen.
LMAO!
LMAO!
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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?
A dutchoven-able fart, no question.
What's more pathetic: harassing an old man who is paying to do a radio show or supporting a grifter like Trump?