Favorite Ad One-Liners
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Disgruntled worker: "Isn't that your job, AT&T?
AT&T: I don't think so, no. No, that doesn't sound like me at all."
-Comcast
AT&T: I don't think so, no. No, that doesn't sound like me at all."
-Comcast
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
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We've got gristle Pot Pies, (The Geico Racoons.)
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"We do have a Ratt problem." GEICO.
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Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!
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Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!
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There's a instrumental on The Grateful Dead's album Blues For Allah called King Solomon's Marbles: Part 1 STRONGER THAN Dirt: Part 2 Milkin The Turkey.
Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!
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There's a instrumental on The Grateful Dead's album Blues For Allah called King Solomon's Marbles: Part 1 STRONGER THAN Dirt: Part 2 Milkin The Turkey.
- moldyoldie
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I've gotta admit, ever since you posted this I've been cracking up every time I hear it!
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
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https://youtu.be/WuehUP1I1zIEd Joseph wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:38 pmI finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"
The Dr. Demento Show used to air the song.
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Drop the Taco. Get in the car. (Nissan Sentra ad featuring Brie Larson.)
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Oreo O's Cereal
"There we go"
"There we go"
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Oreo O's Cereal
Sounds like Cookie Crisp.
"My name is Darrel." (Progressive commercial featuring an emotionally needy Bigfoot.)
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Sounds like Cookie Crisp.
"My name is Darrel." (Progressive commercial featuring an emotionally needy Bigfoot.)
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"There are secrets the credit card companies don't want you to know."
"Don't take AmalgamatedDrug if you're allergic to AmalgamatedDrug."
"Don't take AmalgamatedDrug if you're allergic to AmalgamatedDrug."
"The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred."
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I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Ring around the collar (Whisk? I could be wrong)
Ancient Chinese secret huh. (Calgon)
My girdle is killing me! (Playtex, a million years before Spanx.)
Ancient Chinese secret huh. (Calgon)
My girdle is killing me! (Playtex, a million years before Spanx.)