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ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

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ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:43 am

Apparently he’s advertising on the radio now.

Johnny Burke: So, I hear you’re desperate for sales leads.

Elvis: Uuuuuuh huh! You’ve got that right Burkey momma. Don’t be cruel, call the King whether you’re buying or selling.

Johnny Burke: Well, we’ve got to make a living somehow. We former broadcasters either sell cars, homes, or become shills for local government.

Elvis: You just get back in that doghole and tell the people to call me!

Johnny Burke: That’s foxhole you idiot.



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:27 pm

audiophile wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:44 pm
Please tell me that didn't actually happen.
Oh, it happened.



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:26 pm

audiophile wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:13 pm
I guess they're a few fries short of a happy meal?
Neither one can afford one, but okay.



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:39 am

ajkeller9 wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:49 pm
And mannnnn welcome back to me! I haven’t been on this site for a minute since I’ve left Tv. Mostly because my internet got cut when I realized I couldn’t afford my MacDonalds!!

Good thing Google Alerts work though. They bring me back to the buzzboard! Where Elvis Keller was given birth 😂
It’s “McDonalds.”

And okay, here’s what was actually said in the commercial:

“Are you lonesome tonight? Stuck paying day-to-day at the Heartbreak Hotel in the ghetto? Well, it’s now or never to call me and make my prepaid cell phone all shook up! You want a little less conversation and a little more real estate action? I’m the agent that’s always on your mind. So don’t be cruel, don’t get stuck in that Kentucky rain, give me a call and get into a house today! Or, send a letter that won’t get returned to sender! Act in the next few weeks or you may have a Blue Christmas.”



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:35 am

DAC wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:31 pm
ajkeller9 wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:37 pm
Elvis Keller Home Seller! I like it! But why don’t you tell them what I actually say in the commercial??
Because he's the internet equivalent of a sociopath.
Flattery instead of name-calling? You’re weakening.



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:25 am

matt1 wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:39 am
His soon to be wife Meg almost reminds me of Laurie Partridge or Grace Van Owen.
All I know is that Andrew is a very sweaty, sweaty man.

https://www.wnem.com/news/tv-s-meg-mcle ... ea7b5.html



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:36 am

This may be the most publicly ever received. You’re welcome.



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Re: ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!

Post by lovinlife101 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:16 pm

DAC wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:50 pm
lovinlife101 wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:36 am
This may be the most publicly ever received. You’re welcome.
Yes, every business man needs some "publicly!" Dickhead.
He may be a sweaty-head, but you’re 100% wrong.



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