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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:38 pm

A mattress is where you're going to spend almost 40 percent of your life, and all of your meals. (American Express.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:57 am

sfpcc wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:38 pm
A mattress is where you're going to spend almost 40 percent of your life, and all of your meals. (American Express.)
Yeah, that one got a double-take from me, just like the reaction of the two gals. :?

An oldie that I always liked: "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Sat May 04, 2019 8:40 am

"I'm sensing a little hostility from you, Janet, so I'm going to be the grown-up here and excuse myself."
-Xfinity security spot "Living with AT&T".

Followed by the AT&T guy's fey walk down the stairs while turning away. :lol

Say what you want about Comcast, they always seem to have great commercials.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Thu May 16, 2019 8:06 am

"And what are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by bmw » Fri May 17, 2019 9:55 pm

"Polo. Small, but tough."

Though this line is only funny because of the commercial that precedes it:



:rollin



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by JLesinski » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:20 pm

Bro-fessor
Bro-tato chip
Teddy Bro-sevelt



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:04 am

JLesinski wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:20 pm
Bro-fessor
Bro-tato chip
Teddy Bro-sevelt
:lol Don't forget Bro-tein shake.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Y M Ionhere » Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:51 pm

“Who’s got a furry little mustache? Who’s the little mustache man? Is it you.” Wish I remember who it was for.
“ You look finer than a new set of snow tires”.
“And I don’t eat meat, cause I’m a veterinarian”
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Sat Sep 07, 2019 2:28 pm

A favorite from the past:

"Gee, thanks Wolfman."
"No charge, man!"


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:02 pm

Grover is a Monster of many talents. Farmers Insurance.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:34 am

Distraught girl with friends being stalked by chainsaw murderer: "Why can't we just get into the running car?!?!" :lol
-GEICO


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:26 pm

Gordon Ramsey: [slaps guy's fingers] "Use a cocktail stick."
Girlfriend, with English accent: "USE A COCKTAIL STICK!" :lol
-AT&T


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Bryce » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:30 pm

"50 watts per channel baby cakes. "



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by HD74 » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:14 am

In fake Russian "Highland, swim up" orders sub to surface. Hysterical spot.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by HD74 » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:17 am

"Sorry for what I did to your face" lady to pumpkin in geico spot...


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