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Favorite Ad One-Liners
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A mattress is where you're going to spend almost 40 percent of your life, and all of your meals. (American Express.)
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Yeah, that one got a double-take from me, just like the reaction of the two gals.
An oldie that I always liked: "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
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"I'm sensing a little hostility from you, Janet, so I'm going to be the grown-up here and excuse myself."
-Xfinity security spot "Living with AT&T".
Followed by the AT&T guy's fey walk down the stairs while turning away.
Say what you want about Comcast, they always seem to have great commercials.
-Xfinity security spot "Living with AT&T".
Followed by the AT&T guy's fey walk down the stairs while turning away.
Say what you want about Comcast, they always seem to have great commercials.
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"And what are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"
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"Polo. Small, but tough."
Though this line is only funny because of the commercial that precedes it:
Though this line is only funny because of the commercial that precedes it:
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Bro-fessor
Bro-tato chip
Teddy Bro-sevelt
Bro-tato chip
Teddy Bro-sevelt
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Don't forget Bro-tein shake.
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“Who’s got a furry little mustache? Who’s the little mustache man? Is it you.” Wish I remember who it was for.
“ You look finer than a new set of snow tires”.
“And I don’t eat meat, cause I’m a veterinarian”
Both HBO Saturday Night
“ You look finer than a new set of snow tires”.
“And I don’t eat meat, cause I’m a veterinarian”
Both HBO Saturday Night
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
A favorite from the past:
"Gee, thanks Wolfman."
"No charge, man!"
"Gee, thanks Wolfman."
"No charge, man!"
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Grover is a Monster of many talents. Farmers Insurance.
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Distraught girl with friends being stalked by chainsaw murderer: "Why can't we just get into the running car?!?!"
-GEICO
-GEICO
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Gordon Ramsey: [slaps guy's fingers] "Use a cocktail stick."
Girlfriend, with English accent: "USE A COCKTAIL STICK!"
-AT&T
Girlfriend, with English accent: "USE A COCKTAIL STICK!"
-AT&T
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"50 watts per channel baby cakes. "
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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In fake Russian "Highland, swim up" orders sub to surface. Hysterical spot.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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"Sorry for what I did to your face" lady to pumpkin in geico spot...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.