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Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
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Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
The day after celebrating her success in guaranteeing the right of women to murder their babies, Whitmer pardons a turkey from death.
https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/
https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/
Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
Even if your post is a cheap shot... The opening clip of the turkey has the bird with it's head cocked to the side similar to what a dog does when it's trying to figure out what the hell is happening...Graham Wellington wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:36 pmThe day after celebrating her success in guaranteeing the right of women to murder their babies, Whitmer pardons a turkey from death.
https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
Someone suggested Tom Gizzo - seemed inappropriate considering Tom Izzo has previously covered for rapists.
https://michiganadvance.com/2023/11/22/ ... er-pardon/
https://michiganadvance.com/2023/11/22/ ... er-pardon/
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.
"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"
"So, give it to me harder"
"So, I wanna be on top"
"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"
"So, give it to me harder"
"So, I wanna be on top"
"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:50 pmI'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.
"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"
"So, give it to me harder"
"So, I wanna be on top"
"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB. Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:27 pmWho pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:50 pmI'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.
"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"
"So, give it to me harder"
"So, I wanna be on top"
"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
If you really cared what they liked you wouldn't be in that oven to begin with.
Let me baste your prostate bb, it won't be out until your morning constitutional.
Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
I'm fairly certain Whitmer is a goer.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:42 pmNot everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB. Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:27 pmWho pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:50 pmI'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.
"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"
"So, give it to me harder"
"So, I wanna be on top"
"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
JFC… I leave for a relaxing golf holiday at my house in the Keys and come back to this?
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Also, Gretchen be stretchin’ if I had the opportunity!
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Ooh, shit! Stretchin' Gretchen. I love it!
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
Not sure how you'd get past the Tammy-Faye level of makeup.
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Re: Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey
I'd pay money to see Jenny G. dominate Gretch. That would be beautiful. Maybe a secretary-boss roleplay. Something tells me Granholm knows her way around a strap-on.
But then Rick Snyder would wander in and ruin it.
But then Rick Snyder would wander in and ruin it.