A Dark Day for Ontario's Middle Class

[Bidengirl]

On Monday, one of Canada's two largest cell phone providers, Rogers, went down. They're only starting to come back on line now.

Without their cell phones, the middle class could no longer communicate with their middle class friends. Under our current lockdown rules, visiting is not allowed.

Without their aps, they would be shut out from ordering at their favourite restaurants, Without their aps, they would be forced to line up with the unwashed working class to get into their banks.

In the coming weeks, expect a big spike in PTSD cases among the Starbucks crowd.

Don't like how the mounties are running the place? My recommendation: Get oot, and stay oot.

[Bidengirl]

We're all having trouble figuring oot what you're talking aboot.