Biden: “The Democratic Party is the party of science!”
Me: “I’m listening.”
Biden: “We believe in facts over feelings!”
Me: “Sounds good so far."
Biden: “We choose truth over facts!” (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news ... owa-speech)
Me: “Okay. You misspoke there. No big deal. We’re all human. I know what you were going for there. Please continue."
Biden: “We go where the evidence leads us, not where we’ve already decided to go.”
Me: “TAKE ME!!! I’M YOURS!!!”
Biden: “Men can be women and women can be men.”
Me: “Okay. Another simple mistake. Think about what you just said and say it correctly this time.”
Biden: “It’s not what you are, it’s how you feel!”
Me: “Okay. This is a really easy fix. Science, facts, and logic say that X is X. X cannot be X and not X at the same time. All humans are either XX or XY. One cannot be XX and not XX or XY and not XY. Okay, now that you know that, please continue.”
Biden: “As my friend AOC says, ‘…there’s a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, and semantically correct than about being morally right.’”
Me: “Morality is subjective, based on the current social climate and varies over history and time. On the other hand, facts don’t change. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton supported exclusively one-man-one-woman marriage until it wasn’t politically expedient to do so. Their morality didn’t change. They simply changed their mind to appease a segment (and a very small one) of the population.”
Biden: “I went to college on a full ride scholarship and finished at the top of my class.”
Me: “We both know those are lies. You were also guilty of plagiarism.” (https://apnews.com/article/cd977f7ff301 ... 4ba07c5495)
Biden: “Transgender people have specific, special rights that should be protected!"
Me: “Wait, what? I think you may have said that one on purpose. Let’s take a deep breath, think about what to say, and then say it.”
Biden: “The DNC will feature a mermaid king-queen!” (https://tennesseestar.com/2020/08/21/dn ... d-prisons/)
Me: “I’m out."
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