Ron Cameron

[Willie108]

Another Meeting in The PD's office Monday:

PD: Oh no!!!!! Not you again!!!!! What is it this time???

Ron: What have I told you about jacking my show times around!!! I AM THE WORLD FAMOUS RON CAMERON....THE SPORTS TALK RADIO LEGEND!!!!

PD: I can't help it...we have contracts we must honor. These bring in money.

Ron: I don't give a rats you-know-what (expletive deleted) I bring you in more money that any of these....because I AM THE SPORTS TALK RADIO LEGEND. My 6 listeners need to have me on at the same times both days. Their whole lives revolve around me. They hang on every word I say. This includes one caller that calls me "The Elvis of Sports Talk Radio", which I am. Another caller's week is all screwed up if he can't get on and recite birth and death dates. The Fenton Hotel will send the ghost of Al Capone after me because they like their ads read on a show that has consistent times every week. This is pure BS. I WANT IT CHANGED AND CHANGED NOW!!!!! BECAUSE I'M THE WORLD FAMOUS RON CAMERON.....THE SPORTS TALK RADIO LEGEND.

PD: I've told you before we can't do that. These folks with the contracts will sue us, and we'll lose all that ad money.

Ron: That's HORSESHIT!!!!! I'm the only person that keeps this station on the air because I AM THE SPORTS TALK RADIO LEGEND. You'll get sued??? I'LL SUE THE STATION....AND I'LL TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT BECAUSE I'M THE GREAT RON CAMERON. I SAVED BASEBALL....AND ALL OTHER SPORTS. AND I WANT MY OWN PERSONALIZED PARKING SPOT AND VALET PARKING....MY 1962 PONTIAC DESERVES IT!!!!!!

PD: No one here gets their own parking spot. Everybody's the same...they're employees.

Ron: I'm not the same....I AM THE WORLD FAMOUS RON CAMERON....THE SPORTS TALK RADIO LEGEND....THE ELVIS OF SPORTS TALK RADIO. I'M MORE POPULAR THAT ELVIS AND THE BEATLES PUT TOGETHER. I'M BIGGER THAN FLUSH TOLIETS AND SLICED BREAD. NOW GET AT IT DIPSTICK!!!!!! Ron them storms out out of the office!!!

PD: Muttering to himself.....What did I do to deserve all of this???

[Momo]

Sorry to hear of Ron's medical troubles.

He has been talking about his bum knees for at least a couple of years, so it’s nothing that’s just emerged. And it is Ron, so it’s hard to separate fact from fiction. In the past, he’s used his always-looming knee replacement surgery as an excuse for the delay in getting his always-looming next restaurant (that, & extended unemployment), but more recently he’s said he can’t get surgery until he lands his new restaurant (when he imagines he’ll have access to an employee who will drive him across town hustling for business, as well as to & from the radio station).

[Momo]

Terry Foster on hour one.

[Momo]

And, again, no credit to his unfavored Lions. The Vikings are "overrated."

[radiofan1974]

Terry Foster to kick things off

[radiofan1974]

Ok, who on the lions stiffed Ron on lunches

[radiofan1974]

Sounds like second hour will be pistons play by play hour

[Momo]

Ok, who on the lions stiffed Ron on lunches

He's never been to Ford Field. so he's long been without a press pass.

[radiofan1974]

Get ‘em Terry!

[Momo]

With Terry on this first hour, so many lost opportunities for Ron to reference Terry's two - & almost three - strokes.

[radiofan1974]

Ron playing nice with Terry

[Momo]

Ray Scott next Saturday; Denny next Sunday. I got that order wrong yesterday.

[Momo]

Mr. Positive questioning Ron's relevancy.

[Momo]

Ron can't like Mr. Positive extolling his mom's cooking. That's competition for his sponsors.

[radiofan1974]

Kurt’s call, basically a repeat from yesterday