A Cancel Culture Christmas

[Deleted User 9015]

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.
 

[bmw]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

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Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.
 

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

[Deleted User 9015]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

[teetoppz28]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Maybe because you're eating their wives' cream pies...

[Deleted User 9015]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Maybe because you're eating their wives' cream pies...

Chocolate cream pies hold a special place in my heart, and the magic lies in the memories of both grandma and grandpa putting their love into every batch. There's a unique joy in the ritual; from the moment the scent of the rich, dark chocolate filling melds with the buttery crust, it's as if time stands still. Grandma, with her deft hands, would whip the cream until it stood in soft peaks, a testament to her years of perfecting the craft. Grandpa, with a twinkle in his eye, would shave chocolate curls on top, his signature final touch. Each pie was more than just a dessert; it was a masterpiece of tradition and affection, a shared legacy that made each bite taste like home.

[Motown322]

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Many of them post in here too!!!

[teetoppz28]

Chocolate cream pies hold a special place in my heart, and the magic lies in the memories of both grandma and grandpa putting their love into every batch. There's a unique joy in the ritual; from the moment the scent of the rich, dark chocolate filling melds with the buttery crust, it's as if time stands still. Grandma, with her deft hands, would whip the cream until it stood in soft peaks, a testament to her years of perfecting the craft. Grandpa, with a twinkle in his eye, would shave chocolate curls on top, his signature final touch. Each pie was more than just a dessert; it was a masterpiece of tradition and affection, a shared legacy that made each bite taste like home.

Is it too early to start drinking??

[teetoppz28]

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Many of them post in here too!!!

Wanna make them REALLY grouchy? Use scary, new internet vernacular in your posts...

[Deleted User 9015]

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Many of them post in here too!!!

BABBY!

[Mega Hertz]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Maybe because you're eating their wives' cream pies...

Chocolate cream pies hold a special place in my heart, and the magic lies in the memories of both grandma and grandpa putting their love into every batch. There's a unique joy in the ritual; from the moment the scent of the rich, dark chocolate filling melds with the buttery crust, it's as if time stands still. Grandma, with her deft hands, would whip the cream until it stood in soft peaks, a testament to her years of perfecting the craft. Grandpa, with a twinkle in his eye, would shave chocolate curls on top, his signature final touch. Each pie was more than just a dessert; it was a masterpiece of tradition and affection, a shared legacy that made each bite taste like home.

Worst Penthouse forum letter ever.

[Deleted User 9015]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Maybe because you're eating their wives' cream pies...

Chocolate cream pies hold a special place in my heart, and the magic lies in the memories of both grandma and grandpa putting their love into every batch. There's a unique joy in the ritual; from the moment the scent of the rich, dark chocolate filling melds with the buttery crust, it's as if time stands still. Grandma, with her deft hands, would whip the cream until it stood in soft peaks, a testament to her years of perfecting the craft. Grandpa, with a twinkle in his eye, would shave chocolate curls on top, his signature final touch. Each pie was more than just a dessert; it was a masterpiece of tradition and affection, a shared legacy that made each bite taste like home.

Worst Penthouse forum letter ever.

This is a high quality thread, okay? Please stop derailing it with your perversions.

[Mega Hertz]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Maybe because you're eating their wives' cream pies...

Chocolate cream pies hold a special place in my heart, and the magic lies in the memories of both grandma and grandpa putting their love into every batch. There's a unique joy in the ritual; from the moment the scent of the rich, dark chocolate filling melds with the buttery crust, it's as if time stands still. Grandma, with her deft hands, would whip the cream until it stood in soft peaks, a testament to her years of perfecting the craft. Grandpa, with a twinkle in his eye, would shave chocolate curls on top, his signature final touch. Each pie was more than just a dessert; it was a masterpiece of tradition and affection, a shared legacy that made each bite taste like home.

Worst Penthouse forum letter ever.

This is a high quality thread, okay? Please stop derailing it with your perversions.

Well now I'm in the bathroom reading your post over and over again 🫴

[Deleted User 9015]

The left should be offended that Santa is wearing blackface.

Anyone offended by Black Santa needs to find a hobby.

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

There are a lot of grouchy grandpas out there.

Maybe because you're eating their wives' cream pies...

Chocolate cream pies hold a special place in my heart, and the magic lies in the memories of both grandma and grandpa putting their love into every batch. There's a unique joy in the ritual; from the moment the scent of the rich, dark chocolate filling melds with the buttery crust, it's as if time stands still. Grandma, with her deft hands, would whip the cream until it stood in soft peaks, a testament to her years of perfecting the craft. Grandpa, with a twinkle in his eye, would shave chocolate curls on top, his signature final touch. Each pie was more than just a dessert; it was a masterpiece of tradition and affection, a shared legacy that made each bite taste like home.

Worst Penthouse forum letter ever.

This is a high quality thread, okay? Please stop derailing it with your perversions.

Well now I'm in the bathroom reading your post over and over again 🫴

You're being a bad user rn tbh

[Honeyman]

Why does it matter what color Santa is to these people? They get wound up about the color of a fictional character that was based off some real-life dude, but are only cool if Jesus is pale as a ghost.
 

I would give my right arm to have so few problems in my life that I had time to worry about that.

I'm guessing then that your biggest problem would be you only have one arm.