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by Mega Hertz » Wed Oct 11, 2023 5:43 pm
I got it all figured out.
See, in 1974, Joe Biden sneezed. Instead of throwing his tissue into the waste can, he left it on his desk. My grandmother, who was working part time as a cleaner, had to walk an extra 6 seconds to his desk to grab the tissue and throw it away. Because of that, she got home 4.2 minutes later than she usually did.
Because of that, McDonald's was closed when she got out, so she had to make TV dinners for her and my grandfather.
They were up later that night, so my uncle was conceived. Because of his birthday, he graduated in 1996 instead of 1995. So he started college in 96 instead of 95.
My grandmother passed in 1994 and didn't see him graduate. He became an angry young man and was very hateful. He grew up to vote Trump in 2016. However, he was gravely ill in 2020 and couldn't vote Trump. Couldn't vote at ALL. Thus, Biden wound up winning the election.
So...ipso fatso, had Joe Biden just thrown his tissue in the waste basket in 1974, the attack wouldn't have happened.
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