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Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:57 am
lovinlife101 wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:47 am
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Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:48 pm
So you admit you don’t understand how vote by mail works. Glad we cleared that up.
Dead people aren't supposed to get checks from the government and dead people aren't supposed to get letters about voting, but here we are.
If they are dead how do they sign correctly enough to not be detected exactly?
That's the job of us shifty lefties.
I know I'll probably be killed for reveling how it works, but I'm willing to let the cat out of the bag so my friends here on the Buzzboard
know how votes are being stolen right underneath their very noses.
First, we have highly trained teams, thousands of 'em, using unmarked recycled laptops that were originally intended to be given to rural students but now are used to scan the internet (on government subsidized broadband connections) for obituaries. Each obituary is extensively vetted as to determine if the recently departed voter would have been Team Red or Team Blue (No sense in stealing a vote that would have gone your way anyway, even if they are dead). Once the Star Chamber committee comes to a consensus that the ballot should be stolen (FUN FACT: The consensus is not taken by vote. Too risky to fraud.) Phase II operations are implemented.
Phase II consist of 24-hour surveillance of the dead voter's mailbox for the arrival of the ballot. Surveillance teams are selected on their ninja skills as well as having wardrobe items like a Steve Jobs black T-shirt in order to avoid detection when retrieving the ballot during the wee hours of the night.
Phase III is where the magic happens. All the stolen ballots are forwarded to a PostalAnnex+ store in a strip mall just outside Nogalas, Mexico where hundred of children taken from their families during immigration raids mark and sign the ballots. Those fraudulent ballots are then stuffed in the pages of "Your Weekly Shopper Savings"
bulk rate advertising flyers to be reintroduced into postal system undetected.
There you have it, the lid has been blown off. Concerned readers should waste no time forwarding this information to their duly elected representatives so they might hold a press conference and offer this account verbatim about how vote by mail is teeming with corruption.
Whew.... glad I got that off my chest.