2 Bleached Blondes Now Battling for Presidential Victory

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Now that Kellyanne and Hillary are fighting to the death for the power seat in the white house - this final leg of the presidential race is going to be most engaging.

Donald Trump has finally paid a member of one of the groups he hates - no nonsense, well educated, highly experienced, older women - to pussy whip his brain and mouth into shape - so he'll have a realistic chance of winning the election.

If Kellyanne can manage to consistently bring the petulant child in line - by controlling his symptoms of severe narcissism - she might be able to manipulate him into looking and sounding consistently thoughtful, organized, and reliable.

The downside is - voters will learn - without her - Donald is again adrift in his sea of volatile reactions to everything and everyone he fears.

Thus - she and he had better make it clear to voters that should he win it's really going to be Kellyanne in charge of every word and deed from the new president.

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Kellyanne BTW is the same person who defended the absurd idea of rape vs. "legitimate" rape - and discerning the difference by understanding that during "legitimate" rape the female body shuts down so that pregnancy cannot happen.

Kellyanne is probably too smart to actually believe that BS - but the fact that she defended it is revealing of her character.

If Trump wants to win and is wise - he'll do and say exactly what she's scripting. If he goes off HER message, or deviates in any way from HER plan - he won't win.

Mommy will save him - as long as she obeys her.

I bet he won't be able to do it.

[Matt]

I don't understand how people supporting either of the democrats in the race can say either Hillary or Donald is better. They are both terrible and unworthy of the office. They are equals.

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We're several days down the line now with Kellyanne at The Donald's helm. How long before she quits? You know she's already had a belly full of his BS. How long before she throws in the towel?

[Deleted User 8570]

We're several days down the line now with Kellyanne at The Donald's helm. How long before she quits? You know she's already had a belly full of his BS. How long before she throws in the towel?

He's actually been remarkably calm lately so I think it's working actually...

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Calm?

hahahahahahahahaha

[Deleted User 8570]

Calm?

hahahahahahahahaha

For Trump not a normal person...

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After Donald's disaster in Mexico followed by his raging bull *speech-turned-brown-shirt-rally* in Arizona - how long before Kellyanne jumps overboard - off the ship of fools? Her reputation grows more sullied with each news cycle. I'm sure she thought she was up for the challenge - turning a loser into a winner - but, come on! This is Donald Trump, Kellyanne! And you look like the inventor of Jurassic Park - using brain power to reign in T Rex instincts.

Live and learn.

Meanwhile Hillary's been hobnobbing - raising more money. And with yesterday speech - taking names and kicking butt.

As the approval numbers tighten my prediction is coming true. She will win - by the skin of her teeth.