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Favorite Ad One-Liners
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom: "You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis.
-Xfinity
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis.
-Xfinity
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Mayhem, as your cat: "I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce."
-Allstate
-Allstate
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Libbity Bibbity"
- craig11152
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.
I no longer directly engage trolls
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"
I confirm all my information through a high, white whore's souse!
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
My all-time favorite... "It's not plastic, it's rich, Corinthian Leather" LOL
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!
I confirm all my information through a high, white whore's souse!
- moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Mayhem, as a gentle breeze: "Poets write about me, antiperspirants want to be like me."
-Allstate
-Allstate
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
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Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
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The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)
[quote=Turkeytop post_id=586856 time=1572742203 user_id=8801]
Robitussin Cough Syrup.
The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.
The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
[/quote]
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
[/quote]
I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)
- moldyoldie
- Posts: 1690
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:04 am
- Location: On that thar' interweb jobber
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Dad turtle driving his turtle family at 10 mph through a field: "My whole body is a compass."
-Comcast Xfinity
-Comcast Xfinity
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"Whoa! We got a wobbler!...That's what the extra menu's for!"
- Geico "Like your Parents"
- Geico "Like your Parents"