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Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 10:23 pm
by Turkeytop
Another senseless cheese attack. When will our political leaders enact effective cheese controls?
Man assaulted Newfoundland officer with block of cheese, police say
A “very irate male” wielding a block of cheese assaulted a patrol officer with the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary on Thursday, the police force says.
Const. James Cadigan said the situation underlines how varied and unexpected officers’ experiences on the job can be.
“It shows we can never let our guard down,” Cadigan said in an interview.
He said the officer did not require medical attention, adding that he did not know what type of cheese was used in the assault.
The incident occurred at around 9 p.m. Thursday, when police responded to a disturbance in the central part of St. John's, N.L., according to a news release. They encountered an angry man who then assaulted an officer with “a block of cheese.”
The officers arrested the man and charged him with assault, assaulting a police officer and breach of probation, the force said. He was taken to a lockup facility in St. John’s to await a court appearance.
The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary shares policing duties in the province with the RCMP, and operates in eastern and western Newfoundland, and in western Labrador.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/ ... olice-say/
St Johns is 2864 miles from Niceville.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 10:28 pm
by Rate This
The critics have panned the perpetrators execution of the crime as “cheesy”.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 10:31 pm
by Turkeytop
He was krafty but not very sharp.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 11:09 pm
by TC Talks
When interrogated, the suspect's story had all kinds of holes in it.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 11:50 pm
by Turkeytop
PM Justin Trudeau is now promising a cheese buy back program to ensure public safety. It will cost an estimated $10 B.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 9:32 am
by Deleted User 16378
If Trudeau is promising then the story stinks like limburger.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 9:50 am
by Honeyman
That story bleu me away.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 11:28 am
by Turkeytop
The Constables had no difficulty locating the suspect after he cut the cheese.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 9:56 pm
by Willie108
The suspects name was Monterey Jack.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 10:06 pm
by Mega Hertz
This was not a gouda idea.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 10:38 pm
by Rate This
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:06 pm
This was not a gouda idea.
You exist… and you’ve aged.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 10:44 pm
by Mega Hertz
Rate This wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:38 pm
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:06 pm
This was not a gouda idea.
You exist… and you’ve aged.
Leave me provolone.
The baby is sleeping much better at night now. This is "dada time".
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 10:51 pm
by Turkeytop
It's much fondue about nothing.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 11:52 pm
by Rate This
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:44 pm
Rate This wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:38 pm
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:06 pm
This was not a gouda idea.
You exist… and you’ve aged.
Leave me provolone.
The baby is sleeping much better at night now. This is "dada time".
Very nice…. That’s got to be a relief. Good to see you around again.
Re: Another Cheese Attack
Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 10:04 am
by TC Talks
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:44 pm
Rate This wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:38 pm
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:06 pm
This was not a gouda idea.
You exist… and you’ve aged.
Leave me provolone.
The baby is sleeping much better at night now. This is "dada time".
Things sure have changed since you were a krafty single lad...