American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 3:34 pm
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Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:51 pm
American Airlines was concerned that if a cellphone was being used on the flight it could spark the farting passenger and cause the passenger and aircraft to explode.
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.Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 5:27 pm
I don't think it would be a problem if they would simply open a door like Alaska does.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 5:36 pm
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pm
At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:11 pm
Did you mean to post as Ben?audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Liberals fly in PJ's? Tell us more.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:14 pm
Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:16 pm
There's more concern of the farting passenger leaving a carbon footprint.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:28 pm
My one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:14 pmExplain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:37 pm
You completely missed my point. They are purposely being as dirty as possible with modified diesels in order to make fun of people driving efficient cars. It’s incredibly wasteful and they sure aren’t liberals. Your take is horseshit.audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:28 pmMy one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:14 pmExplain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:40 pm
Is there a way to auto respond like that to all their posts?Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:37 pmYour take is horseshit.audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:28 pmMy one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:14 pmExplain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:44 pm
We need to petition for one.Matt wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:40 pmIs there a way to auto respond like that to all their posts?Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:37 pmYour take is horseshit.audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:28 pmMy one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:14 pmExplain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:50 am
I'd pass on that flight
Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:05 am
Passing gas is normal 14 to 23 times per day.
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Re: American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:41 am
But you're on a mission from God. I don't see any of the "Trump Deplorables" sharing youraudiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:28 pmMy one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.Rate This wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:14 pmExplain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…audiophile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:09 pmAt 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.
A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.
Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.