American Airlines flight forced to turn around due to.....wait for it.....excessively farting passenger

[Honeyman]

https://people.com/gassy-passenger-fart ... ne-8548108

[Deleted User 16173]

American Airlines was concerned that if a cellphone was being used on the flight it could spark the farting passenger and cause the passenger and aircraft to explode..

[Honeyman]

I don't think it would be a problem if they would simply open a door like Alaska does.

[Matt]

I don't think it would be a problem if they would simply open a door like Alaska does.

Or if you just drive everywhere like audio/Ben.

[audiophile]

At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

[TC Talks]

At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Did you mean to post as Ben?

Liberals fly in PJ's? Tell us more.

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At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…

[Deleted User 16173]

There's more concern of the farting passenger leaving a carbon footprint.

[audiophile]

At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…

My one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.

Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.

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At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…

My one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.

Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.

You completely missed my point. They are purposely being as dirty as possible with modified diesels in order to make fun of people driving efficient cars. It’s incredibly wasteful and they sure aren’t liberals. Your take is horseshit.

[Matt]

At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…

My one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.

Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.

Your take is horseshit.

Is there a way to auto respond like that to all their posts?

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At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…

My one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.

Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.

Your take is horseshit.

Is there a way to auto respond like that to all their posts?

We need to petition for one.

[Round Six]

I'd pass on that flight

[Ben Zonia]

Passing gas is normal 14 to 23 times per day.

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/ ... %20muscles.

[TC Talks]

At 50+ MPG I can afford to drive everywhere. It cost $20 per person to visit the home of Ron.

A true conservative does not waste. Liberals fly in their Lear Jets and complain about Global Warming.

Explain all the rural conservatives rolling coal…

My one car with half a million miles will occasionally roll a bit when I jump on it. No effect on MPG. Original engine, trans and clutch, never been opened. Still fires right up.

Newer ones have perfectly clean exhaust pipe and even better MPG.

But you're on a mission from God. I don't see any of the "Trump Deplorables" sharing your