Darwin Award

[Turkeytop]

This week's nominee is a man from Edmonton.

Man dies in Edmonton mall parkade after standing up through car sunroof, police say


Edmonton. police say they are investigating the death of a man in a mall parkade after he stood up through the sunroof of a car and was struck by a beam.

Officers responded to the call Thursday at West Edmonton Mall.

They were told a sedan had been travelling through the mall parkade when the 18-year-old passenger stood up.

As the car passed underneath a ramp, the man was struck by a concrete beam.

Emergency workers treated the man at the scene and took him to hospital, but he died of his injuries.

The 17-year-old male driver and 15-year-old female passenger were unhurt.

Police say speed and impairment are not believed to be factors.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/ ... rough-car/

Edmonton is 4100 km from Niceville.

[Honeyman]

Rumor is, his final words were, "GO OIL......."

[Mega Hertz]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

[Bobbert]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

[Matt]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

Baseball sucks.

[Rate This]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

Baseball sucks.

What is it with you and that anyways? It's almost like an involuntary OCD trigger whenever someone mentions baseball...

[Turkeytop]

I'm with Matt. Baseball is a boring game.

[Matt]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

Baseball sucks.

What is it with you and that anyways? It's almost like an involuntary OCD trigger whenever someone mentions baseball...

It's specifically this poster looking for ANY chance to bring up that boring ass sport.

[Rate This]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

Baseball sucks.

What is it with you and that anyways? It's almost like an involuntary OCD trigger whenever someone mentions baseball...

It's specifically this poster looking for ANY chance to bring up that boring ass sport.

But you do it to anybody who mentions the thing… I don’t do that to you and hockey even though I’d rather yank my eyes out with tweezers than watch that boring ass sport… I don’t harass you about it though.

[Matt]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

Baseball sucks.

What is it with you and that anyways? It's almost like an involuntary OCD trigger whenever someone mentions baseball...

It's specifically this poster looking for ANY chance to bring up that boring ass sport.

But you do it to anybody who mentions the thing… I don’t do that to you and hockey even though I’d rather yank my eyes out with tweezers than watch that boring ass sport… I don’t harass you about it though.

All this poster talks about is baseball and Ron Cameron (71.01% of posts). Maybe pick another martyr.

[Turkeytop]

Baseball is boring ass. Hockey is boring ass. Basketball is boring ass. Football is boring ass. Synchronized swimming is boring ass (especially men's). Figure skating is boring ass. Tennis is boring ass. Curling is boring ass. NASCAR is boring ass. Hopscotch is boring ass. UFC is boring ass and dumb. Golf is boring ass and middle class.

[Bobbert]

18 years old. That sucks.

It reminds of a kid I graduated with. Later that summer, him and some friends were out on a boat, and it was getting dark. Apparently they went under some kind of dock or bridge (it's been 20 years, so I don't remember all the details), and they didn't see it. Whacked his head on it and he wound up dying, too. This one was more of a freak accident, though. They weren't fucking around at all. Just wrong place, wrong time.

Sounds similar to this boating accident that killed two major league baseball players.

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/loc ... 7b333d5f2b

Baseball sucks.

What is it with you and that anyways? It's almost like an involuntary OCD trigger whenever someone mentions baseball...

It's specifically this poster looking for ANY chance to bring up that boring ass sport.

But you do it to anybody who mentions the thing… I don’t do that to you and hockey even though I’d rather yank my eyes out with tweezers than watch that boring ass sport… I don’t harass you about it though.

All this poster talks about is baseball and Ron Cameron (71.01% of posts). Maybe pick another martyr.

I did try to post about the Beatles but nobody responded.

https://mibuzzboard.com/phpBB3/viewtopi ... 18&t=62647

[Turkeytop]

It's a pity the Darwin Award is only given posthumously. The lucky recipient doesn't get to bask in the glory or to appear as a guest on the talk shows.