What a shitty situation

[Graham Wellington]

https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/wo ... get-watch/

I'm trying to create a profile of the type of person that would willingly enter an outhouse toilet to retrieve anything other than maybe a child. I'd say a tweaked out methhead, but having an Apple watch seems to discredit that. I'm at a loss.

It had to have at least been recently emptied, right? Right?

[ZenithCKLW]

There's almost always a wild story accompanying the loss of an item in a toilet. This one is no different. I'm always amazed at what (or who) unintentionally enters a toilet. The only thing I've ever lost to a toilet is weight.

[kager]

MSP reminds people that it is not safe to venture into an outhouse toilet to search for a lost item. Serious injury may occur.

... and yet, they retrieved her.

[Turkeytop]

A case in Ontario a few years ago. At a campground, a guy was caught hiding down below, inside the women's porta-pottie so he could watch and get pissed on by women and girls while they were using it. A little girl saw him down there and told her parents.

[Bobbert]

A case in Ontario a few years ago. At a campground, a guy was caught hiding down below, inside the women's porta-pottie so he could watch and get pissed on by women and girls while they were using it. A little girl saw him down there and told her parents.

Out of curiosity, I Googled this story. The first few hits didn't turn up anything in Ontario, but there were incidents in Oklahoma, Colorado, Maine, and Wisconsin. Probably many other places, too, but I was too disgusted to continue.

[Turkeytop]

A case in Ontario a few years ago. At a campground, a guy was caught hiding down below, inside the women's porta-pottie so he could watch and get pissed on by women and girls while they were using it. A little girl saw him down there and told her parents.

Out of curiosity, I Googled this story. The first few hits didn't turn up anything in Ontario, but there were incidents in Oklahoma, Colorado, Maine, and Wisconsin. Probably many other places, too, but I was too disgusted to continue.

Ontario likes to keep its dirty secrets. I wonder if it was the same guy in evey case.

[Round Six]

My take away from both these stories is this:
How big is the hole under a porta John?
Especially Turkey's tale.