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Voted #1

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 9:17 pm
by Turkeytop
This isn't just a Florida thing. I see it all the time at home too. Businesses boasting that they've been Voted #1 or Voted Best.

Best Pizza joint. Best car repair shop. Best plumber. Best Dentist. Best Undertaker.

So who are these voters? I've never been asked to participate in such a poll. Have any of you?

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Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:40 am
by Mega Hertz
We voted Hailey McCormick "best hand job" in freshman year 2000. She just had the perfect lube and hand motions.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:52 pm
by Bryce
Mega Hertz wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:40 am
We voted Hailey McCormick "best hand job" in freshman year 2000. She just had the perfect lube and hand motions.
Betcha TT didn't get a chance to vote on that one either.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:00 pm
by Turkeytop
Bryce wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:52 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:40 am
We voted Hailey McCormick "best hand job" in freshman year 2000. She just had the perfect lube and hand motions.
Betcha TT didn't get a chance to vote on that one either.
I'd have voted for myself.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:16 pm
by Round Six
Turkeytop wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:00 pm
Bryce wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:52 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:40 am
We voted Hailey McCormick "best hand job" in freshman year 2000. She just had the perfect lube and hand motions.
Betcha TT didn't get a chance to vote on that one either.
I'd have voted for myself.
Give yourself a hand.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:45 pm
by Bryce
Turkeytop wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:00 pm
Bryce wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:52 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:40 am
We voted Hailey McCormick "best hand job" in freshman year 2000. She just had the perfect lube and hand motions.
Betcha TT didn't get a chance to vote on that one either.
I'd have voted for myself.
And....

It would have been a union hand JOB!

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:13 pm
by Turkeytop
Back in those days, my member wasn't a Union member.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:33 pm
by Bryce
Your member was a scab? Shouldn't have rubbed it so hard.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:40 pm
by Turkeytop
Bryce wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:33 pm
Your member was a scab? Shouldn't have rubbed it so hard.

Hey. I'm not quite blind yet.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:26 pm
by radioandtventhusiast
The local culture newspaper has done a best of Toledo contest for years. Now the daily newspaper here does one as well. A few years ago, one of the suburbs did one for their festival.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:49 pm
by Mega Hertz
By 9/11, she had more dicks in her hand than a urologist.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:03 am
by HD74
Sorry to get back on Target, but yes, I have voted for Aldi the last 5 years. The survey comes in that paper they throw on your lawn during the week.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:30 am
by Round Six
HD74 wrote:
Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:03 am
Sorry to get back on Target, but yes, I have voted for Aldi the last 5 years. The survey comes in that paper they throw on your lawn during the week.
Probably why I never voted. The folks who deliver it in my neighborhood literally drop it out the window while they drive down the street. None make it past the curb. You can look down the street and it looks like Hansel and Gretel were walking down the middle of the road. I kid you not. They all get run over and thrown away without being looked at.

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:32 pm
by HD74
"Probably why I never voted. The folks who deliver it in my neighborhood literally drop it out the window while they drive down the street."

My God man! Think of all the lost coupons! Double after double! Aldi here I come!

Re: Voted #1

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:06 pm
by Turkeytop
HD74 wrote:
Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:03 am
Sorry to get back on Target, but yes, I have voted for Aldi the last 5 years. The survey comes in that paper they throw on your lawn during the week.
How many supermarkets are on the ballot?

Do they also have voting for other categories like Best lawn care or Best thrift shop?