No Respect
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 8:50 pm
When I go biking out on the trail here, the younger people with their skinny racing bikes, their snuggy shorts and their sparkly helmets are always whizzing past me.
One day, as a group of them were passing me, I jokingly asked "Why is everybody passing me?" To which a woman replied "Because you're so
f---ing slow."
So today I was thrilled to see that I was closing the gap between me and the couple ahead of me. As I triumphantly pulled along side of them I said "Finally, sombody slower than me."
The guy said "Yeh, a kid with training wheels just passed us too."
One day, as a group of them were passing me, I jokingly asked "Why is everybody passing me?" To which a woman replied "Because you're so
f---ing slow."
So today I was thrilled to see that I was closing the gap between me and the couple ahead of me. As I triumphantly pulled along side of them I said "Finally, sombody slower than me."
The guy said "Yeh, a kid with training wheels just passed us too."