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And Now For Mother's Day

Posted: Sat May 07, 2022 9:21 pm
by Turkeytop
‘Yo Mama’ joke leads to battery arrest in Florida, deputies say

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested Thursday after getting into a fight over a joke, according to deputies in Pinellas County.

The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old suspect, of Clearwater, was speaking to the victim when he asked what the victim’s prom dress looked like.

The victim responded with a “Yo Mama” joke, which allegedly didn’t sit well with the suspect. Deputies said he put his hand around the victim’s neck in response.

Deputies did not disclose the specific joke the victim allegedly uttered.

An affidavit from the Pinellas County sheriff’s office said the man admitted to putting his hand around the victim’s neck, though he claimed he didn’t exert any pressure.

The suspect was charged with a count of simple battery.
https://www.wjtv.com/news/regional-news ... uties-say/

Tampa is 423 miles from Niceville.

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Re: And Now For Mother's Day

Posted: Sat May 07, 2022 10:16 pm
by Deleted User 15783
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Re: And Now For Mother's Day

Posted: Sun May 08, 2022 1:32 pm
by Honeyman
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Re: And Now For Mother's Day

Posted: Sun May 08, 2022 5:33 pm
by Deleted User 15783
Yo mama so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.

Re: And Now For Mother's Day

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 7:36 pm
by paul8539
Tell Putin that his momma wears army boots. Then wait for some nukes.