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I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:24 pm

Someone entertain me!


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Deleted User 14896 » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:44 pm

Mega Hertz wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:24 pm
Someone entertain me!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.



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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pm

Excellent. Thank you!

I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not 😂


"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:04 pm

Two blondes walking along the river, each on opposite banks. One blonde called across to the other "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde replied "You are on the other side?"


I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:28 pm

🤣


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Robert Faygo » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:38 pm

I just took a new gig promoting died grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.


Wellllll... la de frickin da

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:42 pm

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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:14 pm

You guys are great lol


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Bryce » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:17 pm

Why do lesbians all shop at Dunham Sports?




They don't like Dick's.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:44 pm

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar

The bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll ya have?

The rabbit says “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”


I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Deleted User 9015 » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 pm

Mega Hertz wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pm
Excellent. Thank you!

I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not 😂
Find a bathroom and smell your girlfriend's panties, that should burn 10 minutes.



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Turkeytop
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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:02 am

Neckbeard wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pm
Excellent. Thank you!

I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not 😂
Find a bathroom and smell your girlfriend's panties, that should burn 10 minutes.
Too late. They're already in the washer on spin cycle. He may have taken a good sniff before he put them in. He'd be crazy not to..


I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by G G » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:10 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:02 am
Neckbeard wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pm
Excellent. Thank you!

I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not 😂
Find a bathroom and smell your girlfriend's panties, that should burn 10 minutes.
Too late. They're already in the washer on spin cycle. He may have taken a good sniff before he put them in. He'd be crazy not to..
Pervert


Donald Trump was and is the best president this country has ever had. And he will return to glory as our leader again.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:36 am

Last night vandals broke into New Scotland Yard; nothing was stolen but they systematically destroyed every single one of the toilets.

An official spokesperson was quoted as saying, ‘we will carry out a thorough investigation but at this moment in time we have absolutely nothing to go on’.


I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Matt » Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:26 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:36 am
Last night vandals broke into New Scotland Yard; nothing was stolen but they systematically destroyed every single one of the toilets.

An official spokesperson was quoted as saying, ‘we will carry out a thorough investigation but at this moment in time we have absolutely nothing to go on’.
How the duck do you know about autocorrect?


What's more pathetic: harassing an old man who is paying to do a radio show or supporting a grifter like Trump?

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