https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arr ... iar-place/Florida Man Arrested, Pleasuring With A Pickle In The Most Peculiar Place
A Florida man was arrested after Deputies found him ‘using’ a pickle outside of a private residence, with nothing on below the waist.
According to investigators, Deputies were dispatched on a suspicious person call when the responding deputy spotted 47-year-old Eric Detiege laying flat on his back, with no pants, or undies, and on a private property in Oldsmar.
In the affidavit, the deputy said that Detiege, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in the other.
Elaborating a bit further, the deputy reported that Detiege was penetrating his rectum with the pickle, while he masturbated.
The incident was reported to happen at 4:40 pm on March 14, 2021.
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Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?
Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?
Was it a two foot cop with a six foot gun making the arrest??
(Arlington Guthrie reference)
(Arlington Guthrie reference)
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?
Arlo stoopit spill cheeker!
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?
Well that's called jerkin your gherkin.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?
+5!! You win the internet tonight!!
You're never too old to learn something stupid.