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Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

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Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

Post by Turkeytop » Sun Jul 18, 2021 9:34 pm

Florida Man Arrested, Pleasuring With A Pickle In The Most Peculiar Place

A Florida man was arrested after Deputies found him ‘using’ a pickle outside of a private residence, with nothing on below the waist.

According to investigators, Deputies were dispatched on a suspicious person call when the responding deputy spotted 47-year-old Eric Detiege laying flat on his back, with no pants, or undies, and on a private property in Oldsmar.

In the affidavit, the deputy said that Detiege, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in the other.

Elaborating a bit further, the deputy reported that Detiege was penetrating his rectum with the pickle, while he masturbated.

The incident was reported to happen at 4:40 pm on March 14, 2021.
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Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

Post by HD74 » Sun Jul 18, 2021 9:49 pm

Was it a two foot cop with a six foot gun making the arrest??
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Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

Post by HD74 » Sun Jul 18, 2021 9:50 pm

Arlo stoopit spill cheeker!


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Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

Post by Bryce » Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:59 pm

Well that's called jerkin your gherkin.


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Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

Post by HD74 » Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:36 pm

+5!! You win the internet tonight!! :rollin :rollin :rollin


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Re: Excuse Me, Sir. Is That a Pickle?

Post by Turkeytop » Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:40 pm

Bryce wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:59 pm
 Well that's called jerkin your gherkin.

Now that's a real dilly.


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