So I got a Cologuard test to send back

[Honeyman]

Wonder what would happen if I used one of my dogs turds for the sample?

[HD74]

They'd find out you have rabies and send the guys with the nets!

[ZenithCKLW]

Reminds of Seinfeld where Elaine uses Mrs. Seinfeld's urine sample for a drug test and after the analysis, her boss tells Elaine she's menopausal, has the metabolism of a 68 year old woman, and that she may have osteoporosis.

[Realist]

Piece of advice from someone who has used what me and wife call “poop in a box”:

If you’ve had a lot to eat in the past 24 hours and this is your first bowel movement, DON’T USE IT. Why? They’ll do to you what they did to me - reject the sample because you gave them too much sample. After the third time of rejected samples, that won’t send another one

[Mega Hertz]

I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.

[Deleted User 9015]

I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.

I shit conservatives