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Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 11:47 pm
by Turkeytop
In a nearby suburb, Dorchester ON, a church has posted an eleventh commandment..
Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:51 am
by Bryce
If everyone wears a mask, how will they know who's breaking the other ten?
Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:40 pm
by Calvert DeForest
Bryce wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:51 am
If everyone wears a mask, how will they know who's breaking the other ten?
Especially that one about taking the Lord's name in vain. Sometimes ya have to be able to read lips.
Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:10 pm
by Turkeytop
And what about adultery? Some women look pretty hot wearing nothing but a mask.
Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:20 pm
by Bryce
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:10 pm
And what about adultery? Some women look pretty hot wearing nothing but a mask.
A Maskinni...
She would be in compliance with the new commandment. One wonders if anyone would have a rod and a staff to comfort her?
Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:38 pm
by Matt
Bryce wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:10 pm
And what about adultery? Some women look pretty hot wearing nothing but a mask.
A Maskinni...
She would be in compliance with the new commandment. One wonders if anyone would have a rod and a staff to comfort her?
You can't help but try to look at the screen at different angles to for quality control purposes...
Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:12 pm
by Turkeytop
I'm betting those masks would fetch a good price on the used market.