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Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Oct 27, 2020 11:47 pm

In a nearby suburb, Dorchester ON, a church has posted an eleventh commandment..





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Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Bryce » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:51 am

If everyone wears a mask, how will they know who's breaking the other ten?


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Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Calvert DeForest » Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:40 pm

Bryce wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:51 am
 If everyone wears a mask, how will they know who's breaking the other ten?
Especially that one about taking the Lord's name in vain. Sometimes ya have to be able to read lips. :razz


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Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:10 pm

And what about adultery? Some women look pretty hot wearing nothing but a mask.


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Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Bryce » Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:20 pm

Turkeytop wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:10 pm
 And what about adultery? Some women look pretty hot wearing nothing but a mask.
A Maskinni...

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She would be in compliance with the new commandment. One wonders if anyone would have a rod and a staff to comfort her?


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Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Matt » Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:38 pm

Bryce wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Turkeytop wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:10 pm
 And what about adultery? Some women look pretty hot wearing nothing but a mask.
A Maskinni...

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She would be in compliance with the new commandment. One wonders if anyone would have a rod and a staff to comfort her?
You can't help but try to look at the screen at different angles to for quality control purposes...


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Re: Local Church Issues New Commandment

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:12 pm

I'm betting those masks would fetch a good price on the used market.


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