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Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

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Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Honeyman » Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:54 pm

I pose this question only after I let out a belch that truly deserved to be memorialized on YouTube. While I previously would have believed fart the obvious answer.....this emission shocked me. When it started, I had no idea of the timbre and length of time that was going to take place. Even the dog looked to see if perhaps a barnyard animal was around. A fart might surprise you with it's odor, but a burp....a very impressive burp....can have a depth that is multi-layered.

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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Mike Oxlong » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:35 pm

Message retracted.
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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by UP906 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:36 pm

His burps and his farts smell the same.


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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Honeyman » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:52 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:35 pm
Message retracted.
Really?!? On a thread like this, what could you possibly have said that was inappropriate?



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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by TC Shuts Up » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:01 pm

As you get older, you'll find you'll need to change your Depends after what you thought was just passing gas.


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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Bryce » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:03 pm

I thought for sure this was going to be a thread about our Presidential choices this year.


Are you certain Nancy didn't think the sign on the door said SALOON instead of Salon?

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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Bryce » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:07 pm

TC Shuts Up wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:01 pm
As you get older, you'll find you'll need to change your Depends after what you thought was just passing gas.
A really impressive gentleman I knew once told me the three most important things about growing older...

1. Never let a boner go to waste because you're never really sure if you'll get another.

2. Never pass men's room without using it. In ten minutes you're going to need one and there probably won't be one.

3. Most importantly, NEVER trust a fart.


Are you certain Nancy didn't think the sign on the door said SALOON instead of Salon?

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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:03 am

Bryce wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:03 pm
I thought for sure this was going to be a thread about our Presidential choices this year.
:rollin :rollin :rollin



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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by matt1 » Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:25 am

The Lion King's Pumbaa the warthog did his burping & farting in "Timon & Pumbaa" cartoon show (1995 - 1999) OOPS SORRY!! The voice of Pumbaa Ernie Sabella did a long & loud "burp" (which he won with the boys) in an episode "Ivy Belaguted" when both Timon & Pumbaa go to college!! Not to mention Ernie in a "Seinfeld" episode in the subway naked (with the newspaper)!!!



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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by TheForce » Wed Sep 23, 2020 7:56 pm

Anal vapor is MORE funny... :P



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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by UP906 » Wed Sep 23, 2020 7:59 pm

Honeyman's burps and farts both smell like semen.

LMAO!


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Re: Would you rather have a great burp or a H*** fart?

Post by Matt » Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:18 pm

A dutchoven-able fart, no question.



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