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I'm Not Polish
I'm Not Polish
Visited my favourite Polish deli today. All of the staff there and about half of the customers are Polish. They speak to each other in Polish. The first few times I went there, until they got to know me they always addressed me in Polish. I must look Polish.
Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.
Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.
"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.
You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.
Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.
Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.
"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.
You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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LOL
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!
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Did you tell her that you’re Amish not Polish and don’t use a cellphone.Turkeytop wrote: ↑Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:49 pmVisited my favourite Polish deli today. All of the staff there and about half of the customers are Polish. They speak to each other in Polish. The first few times I went there, until they got to know me they always addressed me in Polish. I must look Polish.
Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.
Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.
"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.
You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.
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If you're having a problem with too many Polish, you could always try this...
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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No? Then it must be Trump's new cure for corona virus.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Didn't expect to be ridiculed for failing to participate in a fad.
May as well make a full confession here. I don't have a hula hoop, a lava lamp, a water bed, a CB, beanie babies or a fidget spinner. Guess I must be Amish.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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For all you know the package might have been tampons that’s why she got pissed.Turkeytop wrote: ↑Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:49 pmVisited my favourite Polish deli today. All of the staff there and about half of the customers are Polish. They speak to each other in Polish. The first few times I went there, until they got to know me they always addressed me in Polish. I must look Polish.
Today, while I was waiting in the socially distanced checkout line, a customer handed me a package and asked me if I could tell her what the label was about. It was printed in Polish and I don't know a word of Polish. She too must have thought I look Polish.
Didn't like to disappoint the lady, so I made it up.
"This product has powerful aphrodisiac qualities and should be used carefu - - -" She angrily snatched the package from my hand and took off in another direction.
You can say the most outrageous things when you're wearing a mask.
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I don't know why a package of tampons would have pictures of food on it.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Canadian Cheese Tampons. Snack time now available in family packs.