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The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:23 pm
by Turkeytop
Naked couple found wrestling in car outside Florida mall during fight about ‘pee napkin,’ police say

Suspect says girlfriend tossed ‘pee napkin’ at him after sex

CLEARWATER, Fla. – Police say a couple found naked and wrestling in their car parking outside a Florida mall got into a fight about a “pee napkin” after they had sex.

Witnesses called 911 around 9 p.m. Sunday when they spotted 21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota, and his girlfriend engaged in a naked fight and when deputies arrived, they separated the two and noticed the woman had some injuries to her neck, according to the Clearwater Police Department.

Officers said the woman told them that she and her boyfriend had sex in a car outside the Clearwater Mall and after, she needed to urinate so she stepped out of the car, did so, and used a napkin to wipe herself clean but then accidentally tossed the napkin onto Janisch.

An argument started as soon as he got back into the vehicle with Janisch yelling at her for throwing the “pee napkin” at him, records show.

Things turned physical when Janisch choked the woman for a few seconds, causing her breathing to be restricted until she was able to yell for help, according to the affidavit.

Police said Janisch admitted that the two had been drinking and he got mad when she threw the “pee napkin” at him, but he wouldn’t say how the fight turned physical and claimed the injuries to her neck might have happened earlier in the day when they were at the beach.

He was arrested on a charge of domestic violence by strangulation.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local ... olice-say/


Clearwater is 445 miles from Niceville.


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Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:28 pm
by HD74
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:36 am
by Bryce
As the police were hauling him away, he was heard yelling to his paramour, "You used to be a 10, now your n eight."

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:40 pm
by Turkeytop
She has some serious t issues.

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:06 pm
by TC Talks
Bryce wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:36 am
As the police were hauling him away, he was heard yelling to his paramour, "You used to be a 10, now your n eight."
Love this one

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:21 pm
by Turkeytop
I had never heard of n eight before. Had to look it up. I don't get out much. :oops:

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:29 pm
by Rate This
Turkeytop wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:21 pm
I had never heard of n eight before. Had to look it up. I don't get out much. :oops:
I’m not sure what exactly it means after looking it up... help...

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:04 am
by Bryce
Turkeytop wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:21 pm
I had never heard of n eight before. Had to look it up. I don't get out much. :oops:
Rate This wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:29 pm

I’m not sure what exactly it means after looking it up... help...
Sound it out boys...

Your N Eight

the act of peeing?

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:10 am
by Bryce
TC Talks wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:06 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:36 am
As the police were hauling him away, he was heard yelling to his paramour, "You used to be a 10, now your n eight."
Love this one
Why thank you sir!

Re: The sex was great. But that pee napkin thing - - -

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:13 am
by Rate This
Bryce wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:04 am
Turkeytop wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:21 pm
I had never heard of n eight before. Had to look it up. I don't get out much. :oops:
Rate This wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:29 pm

I’m not sure what exactly it means after looking it up... help...
Sound it out boys...

Your N Eight

the act of peeing?
Ouch.... I sounded it out too fast a dozen times and basically got “You were a ten now you’re an eight”...