A couple of silly jokes

[Deleted User 14896]

I heard a couple of silly jokes today:

Q. Why don't Trump wear glasses?
A. Because he's already got 2020.

Q. How come Buttigieg lost the election?
A. He couldn't give a straight answer.

I know, please don't groan too loud.

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I heard a couple of silly jokes today:

Q. Why don't Trump wear glasses?
A. Because he's already got 2020.

Q. How come Buttigieg lost the election?
A. He couldn't give a straight answer.

I know, please don't groan too loud.

The first one I had to squint to get it... the second one is pretty clever...

[Turkeytop]

What do you call two Irish queers? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald!

Laugh?

I thought I'd never start.

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I heard a couple of silly jokes today:

Q. Why don't Trump wear glasses?
A. Because he's already got 2020.

Q. How come Buttigieg lost the election?
A. He couldn't give a straight answer.

I know, please don't groan too loud.

What do you call two Irish queers? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald!

What do you call a homeless comedian living under a bridge?

A funny troll!

[Matt]

What do you call a white male Democrat?

A moron!

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What do you call a white male Democrat?

A moron!

What do you call a guy named Matt on the buzzboard with insults and that’s about it? 12!

If you weren’t such a slappy on EVERY topic you post about. Model yourself after bmw and you’ll get there some day kid.

[Matt]

A swing and a miss, as usual.

How does the condescending comments work with your riders?

Also, what's the saying? Oh yeah, the world needs bus drivers too.

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A swing and a miss, as usual.

How does the condescending comments work with your riders?

Also, what's the saying? Oh yeah, the world needs bus drivers too.

You are the one lucky soul to get them.. congratulations. I’m actually a nice guy.. you are just that much of an asshat to get me going...

You would be surprised how many different and diverse backgrounds we have driving... we have a retired judge, an accountant and etc... its a second career for most people...

So you just struck out bud.

[Matt]

I'm also actually a pretty nice guy, but I'm not going to stand by and take passive aggressive insults or condescending comments.

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I'm also actually a pretty nice guy, but I'm not going to stand by and take passive aggressive insults or condescending comments.

You make them all the time yourself... that’s what I don’t get. If it really bothers you that much why do you continuously do it to everybody who disagrees with you? That only invites everybody to do it to you in return...