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An old wives' tale from the early twentieth century held that if their sons urinated while sitting, they were likely to be homosexuals.

Well, things have changed. Mens' Health reports:

The last reported data on the issue from 2007 suggested that a whopping 42 per cent of married men sat down to pee, most likely to avoid seat drips and THE WRATH OF THEIR FUMING WIVES!

https://www.menshealth.com.au/peeing-si ... e-prostate

The Dutch research project also suggested that further problems with standing also arise as men engage extra pee-stifling muscles while using public toilets. The reason? The muscles engaged to hold in loud and embarrassing farts are also muscles involved in preventing further urination.

LOL!!

I'm not embarrassed by a loud fart in the men's room! Ha-Ha!